Tuesday, 12 November 2013

Mystery Trialist Scores in Nine Goal Thumping of Gillingham

So, who is he? Hercule Poirot, Miss Marple and Jack Frost are on the case as we speak, trying to track down the mystery man who replaced Carlton Cole on 60 minutes in the nine goal stroll, the mystery man who is repeatedly called "Trialist" on the Official Site!

We shouldn't get too excited, of course - even Carlton and Maiga scored, which tells you everything you need to know about Gillingham - but, let's face it, we will take anybody with a goal in him at the moment.

Quite why the Official Site declines to name him is anybody's guess. Maybe he is an illegal immigrant, or possibly he is on the run from the CIA. Bloody hell, where is Wikileaks when you really need it?

Or maybe the guy is simply called Trialist!

Who cares. He scored! Sign him! Start him against Chelsea! Who needs Carroll when you have A Trialist?

9 comments:

paul dacey said...

He is Jannai Gordon from Posh U18 team on trial at he Hammers. Potentially one for the future.....

Anonymous said...

He is Jannai Gordon from Posh U18 team on trial with he Hammers. Potentially one for the future......

Anonymous said...

could be the youngster from peterboro utd.

Anonymous said...

His name was jaanai Gordon dude... Peterborough player so I don't know how that works? Only 18.. It took me all of 3 seconds to find that out. Not one for facts it seems. ;-)

Anonymous said...

jaani gorden ?

Anonymous said...

Was it Jaanai Gordon? (Posh player)

Hammersfan said...

Jannai Gordon? So why did the Official Site keep Mum? Didn't want 'Arry to find out and nick the lad from under our nose? Now you lot have blown it! Spurs didn't need to pay for spies, our fans would have done the job free of charge for them!

Betty Swollox said...

Eez a top top player, smashing lad from a smashing family, real to top draw. We've 'ad a look at 'im and eez a lovely boy

Anonymous said...

what a faggot