So the first eleven are crap, the squad players are crap, and the kids are crap too it seems based on that first 45 minutes. If this is anything like the team we will field in the Championship next season, then we will fall straight through the division!
Mind you, the kids aren't the worst players on the pitch! Look at Jarvis yet again! Time and again he has been one on one with the full back, and time and again he has failed to beat his man and get in a cross. The guy is summed up by that moment when he tackled himself, "firing" a cross against his "standing leg" and knocking the ball behind for a goal kick. Hopeless!
But then Downing has been no better. Captain's armband? The guy is walking around the pitch and is not tracking runners. Poor Potts and Driver must feel like five year olds abandoned on Spaghetti Junction whilst their Dad pisses off for a pint.
The tactics, of course, are hopelessly wrong too. Nobody knows what he is meant to be doing and so nobody is doing it.
Moncur? Not a chip off the old block sadly. Lleitget? Football light I'm afraid. Maiga? Needs ten minutes to think what foot to put in front of the other. Whitehead? Squeeze the puss. Adrian? An accident waiting to happen. Diarra? Slow.
Second half starting and it's no change!