Thursday, 30 January 2014

Max Gradel set to reject "little Leeds United" in favour of Premiership Giants

Well that would be a kick in the David Haighs wouldn't it? Former Leeds United favourite Max Gradel is rumoured to have rejected a move to the 'Yorkshire Briefly Greats' after West Ham made a late, late move for the fleet of foot maestro.

Gradel himself was unavailable for comment but a source close to Leeds, Mr Lee Vitout said: "Obviously everybody at Leeds is disappointed that Max has decided not to join our campaign to finish in mid table in the Championship, but we fully understand his reasons."

"It is true that Leeds United briefly soared across the English footballing firmament like a mighty comet but we must all now accept that the glory years are long, long gone. If a week is a long time in politics, then a decade must be an eon in football. And it is ten years now since we were in the top division of English football."

"The facts may be unpalatable but are nevertheless undeniable. We do not own our ground and we do not own our training facilities. There is a very clear divide between our owners and our manager, and the position of David Haigh looks increasingly untenable."

"What's worse is that an Italian crook is now looking to take control of the club."

"A succession of managers have come and gone and the squad put together by Warnock and McDermott is ordinary in the extreme. And any hope of being in the Prem next season has long since evaporated. So why would any player with a sense of ambition choose to join us when he has the opportunity to play in the Prem, especially for the club that won the World Cup for England?"

He concluded: "If Max joins West Ham he will do so with the blessing of all Leeds United fans who understand that an ambitious player wants to play for the biggest team he possibly can. Our only hope now is that this will kill off West Ham's interest in McCormack because otherwise GFH Capital may be tempted to sell him just before the window closes in a desperate attempt to claw back some of their misguided investment and possibly even stave off administration."

46 comments:

Anonymous said...

Considering Max is about 5'7" and possesses skill, I very much doubt Fat Sam is interested in him. He'd far rather sign another brick shithouse to help him grind out no score draws.

Anonymous said...

I thought the Gradel to Leeds thing was put to bed a long while ago?

Anonymous said...

Leeds leeds leeds i love leeds

Anonymous said...

Loan deal Neville ,, show me the money !!!

Anonymous said...

dirty leeds

Mr Boring said...

even if he does makes no difference because he will still be playing championship Football no matter where he goes.
But it's always nice to have a relegation on your CV.

Anonymous said...

Lol so now your just making up stories hahaha fake little interviews that go on in your head and thats supposed to be news !!!! hmmmmm sad little man !

Anonymous said...

Gradel might as well lie on the ground so he can at least see the ball be kicked over his head. Your right about max , why would he join a mid table champ team which is exactly what you will be next year

Anonymous said...

If west ham is that good how come mcormac didn't want to leave Leeds for west ham ??????????? Dick head

Anonymous said...

How can he reject a move to a team that didn't put a bid in for him

Typical obsessive bullshit from a sad wanker with no life (that would be you)

Anonymous said...

Thats surprising considering the spammers will be in the Championship next season?

Anonymous said...

Remember which league Man City used to play every dog has its day. Leeds will return we have a place reserved in the Premiership

Anonymous said...

Yep , and proud of it

Anonymous said...

Leeds withdrew interest some time ago. As for not owning grounds, don't get me started given the tax payers are expected to fund your move to the Olympic stadium. Imagine that when you are back in the championship.

Anonymous said...

I can see Jarvis going in the summer if we sign Gradel. Jarvis has been a disappointment to put it mildly. Nearly £12m and frankly he has not delivered - literally !

Anonymous said...

lol i think we signed 2 wingers and had no interest in gradel ...i think it traore who today sad he went to everton because west ham play shit football ...which they do with 19th century shit was it mourinho said ..anyway before anything else allardyce need to learn some manners namely not chewing on the gum with his mouth wide open what an idiot with his shit team and shit players see you next season and we are not coming up ....

Anonymous said...

All I can say is Max's ambitions must have stooped to an all time very low if he's joins a club that's destined for certain relegation.

Phil Johnson said...

Get back to the 19th Century

Anonymous said...

Premiership Giants hahahahahhahahahahaha you are funny
are these are 3rd from bottom giants
that had 1 shot in the whole game last night thand look set to be championshie nd of the season lolp giants at

Mandy said...

So Gradel will be playing at Elland Road again next season!

Anonymous said...

Bitter words because ross mcormack wanted to stay at a genuine big club not arelegation fighters club nowing when leeds return to prem we will do with a purpose not to just survive its fine take our vast offs

Anonymous said...

Fuck me it only takes one draw to get you scurrying out from under your rock doesn't it? Little Leeds? You tool, regardless of division (and next season we'll be in the same division) Leeds will always be at least a class above West Ham. Why do you think McCormack told you to fuck off?

Anonymous said...

you mean he would rather play for a team from the 19th century.who have no history and never will. see you at elland road next season max.

Anonymous said...

Max will be playing against us next year then awesome!!!! Chimn chimney chimn chimney chimn chlmn charoo we hate them twats in the claret and blue xxx

Anonymous said...

Funny how you have to make fake interviews to make your club sound 'massive'. 12,000 at home to City? Leeds took half of that to the Etihad. Who's little now Cockney boy?

Anonymous said...

Look mate your team is the next norwich trying to sign all the best of leeds players. I think spam actualy wants to be yorkshire but at the minute it looks like its playing second fiddle p.s say hello to ya mam x

Hammersfan said...

Of course Leeds did! Playing a Prem team must feel like it did for Colchester when they played Leeds in the 1970s. We play Prem opposition every week; for the time being at least!

Anonymous said...

Let him go to west ham.we want players that want to play for LEEDS and be proud to wear the famous white shirt.he shown his true colours when he jumped ship for the frogs.just like becchio,snodgrass and johnson. see you all at ELLAND RD next season. GFH only rag heads with no money.As for the italian crook i would rather him then a manc.WE ARE LEEDS up the Y R A

Anonymous said...

I think Max will do well for you. Although you'll have to watch out for the neck injuries from him having to look up into the skies to see the football going from one end of pitch to the other! #anyonefortennis

Anonymous said...

T.W.O.T comment, from a proven T.W.O.S -- L.U.F.C 4 LIFE !!

Anonymous said...

bout a month late with this one old man,that story went cold already.

Anonymous said...

celebrated a 0-0 draw with 1 shot on target like you had won the league.i saw your ugly fans on the tv jumping about spilling their jellied eels all over.id be ashamed if i were a west ham fan mate!

Anonymous said...

Whilst ten years in the wilderness may seem like an aeon to Leeds success for West Ham must feel like one of the days that god created earth for little West Hame's cup cupboard is so bare....and always will be as they are the amoebas of the football world!!!!!

whwnms said...

do you still steal bags of your mums underwear?

whwnms said...

do you still urinate on your childhood toys?

whwnms said...

do you still masturbate onto your mums old brassiere?

Anonymous said...

Ha , gradel sat in London and noone to talk to, wanker

Anonymous said...

Oh dear spam dangler u gobshite, what's happened to the Gradel deal? It's dead in the water! Made urself look stupid again! Tut tut!

Anonymous said...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.ha ha.halooks like he is to big for shitty west ham to ha ha ha ha ha.ha ha ha ha...... Leeds Leeds Leeds :-)

Anonymous said...

Another wage to send West Ham spinning into administration as they are inevitably relegated playing hoofball.

Max Gradel knows all about division 3 football.

Does he know he will be relocating to the biggest crime ridden craphole in Europe?

Anonymous said...

And now he's told tiny West Ham to fuck off too.

Anonymous said...

Rat is even leaving a sinking ship! Ha ha ha

Anonymous said...

Just goes to show spam dangler that even a Rat will leave a sinking ship! Ha ha ha

Anonymous said...

7.37,even stephen warnock is too big for w,ham. Max knows better than to join that shower of shit. Its amusing watching these clubs at the bottom of the premier league clutching at straws in sheer desparation. Never works. You ought to be wiping all the egg off your face now armchair. Max to w,ham? Ross to leave? And Brian McDermott to resign? What a cock you are.

DeedaLUFC said...

"West Ham United have released Romanian defender Razvan Rat, just six months after he joined the Hammers. The 32-year-old made 11 Premier League starts for Sam Allardyce's side".

The very definition of a Rat leaving a sinking ship.

Anonymous said...

Rofl sour Leeds pussies come talk when you're back in the prem. Maybe you'll play Portsmouth soon