Tuesday 7 July 2009

Man City's Bellyache To Tottenham?


How ironic would it be if Mr Bellamy were to join Tottenham this summer? After all Scott Duxbury said about not selling to the Cockyfools, how frustrating would it initially seem if Redknapp was able to pick him up for less than he would have paid to buy him direct from ourselves?

Well, ironic or not, I hope it happens because, personally, I do not understand Bellyache's appeal. Yes he is a ferret, yes he winds up opponents, but is he really a top class Premiership striker? Not in my book. His goals per game return is nothing better than ordinary at a ratio of 1 in 3 games played and his fitness record compares with Michael Owen's.

But more importantly, I can't see how Tottenham are going to use him. They already have Defoe and Keane and their immediate need would appear to be for a big guy up front - in the style of Crouch or Kenwyne Jones. If 'Arry shells out for Bellyache, it suggests he is planning to offload either Judas or Keane some time very soon. More unrest at the Lane beckons - and isn't Bellamy just the ideal guy to stir the hornet's nest?

13 comments:

Zima said...

Bellend is more appropriate than Bellyache - Spurs won't buy him, too old especially considering his history of injuries and that his game is based on pace

Anonymous said...

Yeh 1 in 3's rubbish isn't it! Whammers have loads of strikers who are bagging better than that!!
Alph Izzet

Anonymous said...

Spurs fan here - I couldnt agree with you more, (which is something i didnt think i would ever say having read some of the previous posts) Never rated the guy - I suppose he does a job and his pace is quite scary but as a "finisher" i think we have better people available. Frustrates me we are continuously linked with him. Just not the "sort" of player any fan would want at their club - of a similar ilke to that barton fellow

Anonymous said...

west ham are a massive club

Anonymous said...

Spurs are shit! end of.

Anonymous said...

hope city hold on to him.wu`d hav had europe if he`d hav stayed fit.plus eto`o if he comes will be gone in feb for the african cup as bellers will be great back up.

Anonymous said...

Dont think anyone will be signing him as there's a FIFA rule which doesnt allow a player to play for more than 2 clubs in a 12 month period!

Hammersfan said...

Bellamy, play? What are you thinking of?

Anonymous said...

the bell is going nowhere - we need him for battering eto'o with a golf club if he don't sign. also, agree with one of the other comments: where is wet spam's better-than-one-in-three goal machine? oops, they don't have one! silly me!

you really are bitter mate; let go of bellers. you must have been seriously traumatised when he left. otherwise a good blog.

The Man In Blue.

Duxbury's eyebrows said...

If Bellend joined Tottscum, it would be just his sort of club as he can join the other lot of excremented gentlemen along with DeFoe and Arry, all they would need is Reo Cokernut and Paul Ince as coach and they would have they full set then, horrible club for horrible people, perfect!

Hammersfan said...

Cheers The Man in Blue - but I was traumatised when he joined, not when he left!!!!

Anonymous said...

where have u been? have u been sent off news now? that is shameful

Hammersfan said...

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