Sunday, 25 August 2013

Ravel the Brazilian!

You have to laugh. Morrison arrived in the Prem wearing gloves in August and with his name changed on his back, Brazilian style, to the much more catchy Ravel. Talk about Mr Precious and Mr Ego!

But I'm not about to criticise the decision. How could I when I have supported the Hull City Tigers name change?

Morrison is far too common a name. If it was Waitrose, fair enough, that has a whiff of quality about it, but if you were called Asda, Tesco, Lidl or Aldi, would you want the name emblazoned on the back of your football shirt?

Mind you, Ravel has apparently had the supermarket's adverts plastered all around the corridors of the Boleyn, screaming out to Allardyce, "Fresh choice for you!" and "More of what matters!".

And let's face it, whatever the boy chooses to wear on the back of his shirt, and given his history some would argue it should simply be "C*nt", all that matters is his performance on the field. We didn't have long enough to judge him yesterday, but he was involved in the disallowed goal so that has to be promising.

Ravel, the English Brazilian. We would all be happy with that!

For a report on yesterday's thriller at St James's Park, follow this link:


Davidinho said...

Indeed, is he the new Rivaldo?

Anonymous said...

I think the only person who should have the c name on his back is you ! More crap from you.

Anonymous said...

So what happened to your "no obscene language" rule? Do you really think inserting asterisks fools anyone? If so, you're an even bigger c*nt than everyone thinks you are - and that would take some doing!!!

Hammersfan said...

What are you talking about? Cant see your point!

Anonymous said...

Do any hammers like your crap you write ?