Bloody hell, West Ham had better find a crack lawyer and quick. Following his arrest, the club somehow needs to prove that the doorman and arresting officers are Tottenham fans and that this is a working class equivalent of Plebgate; because if the Plod are telling the truth, then JT could well find himself doing a stretch inside.
Drunk and disorderly is one thing. Chinning a pleb is usually admissible if you are a superstar footballer. But resisting arrest and assaulting a police officer, well only the Masons get away with that sort of thing!
Meanwhile, if found guilty, JT might like to ask for his assault on Hernandez on Saturday to be taken into account when being sentenced. And his criminal display against Liverpool for that matter!