Saturday, 27 October 2012

Shari’ah law will not impact on running of Leeds United


So Salem Patel has given an important assurance to Leeds fans. The director of the mysterious GFH Capital has said:

"We understand there is some concern related to how Leeds United would be run under our stewardship. It remains important to be clear that Shari’ah law will not hinder this transaction nor will it affect the future operations of the club."

Well that will be a relief to Leeds fans. Presumably, that will mean that they will still be able to get rat arsed drunk, fuelled by alcohol purchased from bars inside Elland Road. They will also be able to bet when in the stadium. And the gals will also be able to reveal roll upon roll of blubber and ton upon ton of cellulite when attending games rather than being required to dress in all white hajibs.

Mind you, I'm not sure how all of this will fit with Gulf Finance House's mission statement which talks about "investing in Islamic financial institutions and infrastructure projects". I suppose making money out of the selling of alcohol and gambling licenses might fall under the umbrella of Islamic diversification!

However, Neil Warnock may be disappointed by the news given his incessant "We was robbed" complaints. Now if referees were to have their right hands cut off...

By the way, Leeds fans excited by the takeover might like to read the article linked to below:
http://www.thenational.ae/thenationalconversation/industry-insights/markets/troubled-times-for-gulf-finance-house


16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why won't you leave our glorious club alone you sad individual......

Anonymous said...

That article you link to is already 7 months old, just FYI

Anonymous said...

what is the point of this one hf??? really? what a bore you are!

Mr Rehash said...

Well done on rehashing an old story and aged, Leeds-centric, tired rhetoric on the sale of alcohol and the brutality of Leeds United fans.

Your ceaseless ability to turn yesterday's chip wrapping into...well...today's chip wrapping is something that never ceases to amaze me.

On the subject of 'interesting' hyperlinks relevant to football clubs; you may want to peruse this similar editorial and warn the dildo peddlers at Wet Spam:
http://www.aolnews.com/2011/01/09/porn-industry-facing-hard-times-in-struggling-economy/

Rob Atkinson said...

Yaaaaaaaawn.

Anonymous said...

Sexist

Anonymous said...

Will you just f**k off and die!

Anonymous said...

haha quite funny hf
The article on the finance house is from march....out of date pal

Anonymous said...

What a sad troll you are. No one takes your pathetic so called football blog seriously so you have to resort to this tawdry rubbish to get a response. Lol, how old are you ? I should imagine about 12 years old by the standard of your writing.

Anonymous said...

Lol, You must have shit life to spend your time on this crap you cretin.

Anonymous said...

Scott Tracey the Upton Park Tranny with his convictions for online grooming.

Anonymous said...

piss flaps

Anonymous said...

Same shit different day your a joke you don't know anything about Leeds people have worked out your a fraud

Couchio said...

Haha just looked at recent posts and there are more leeds ones then west ham.... U sure ur a hammer ure more of a spanner in my eyes.

Anonymous said...

Is it true about hfs string of convictions? Do Tell.

Anonymous said...

And your point is slaphead?