Tuesday 10 September 2013

And I thought Sullivan & Gold were supposedly West Ham fans!

Sullivan and Gold are West Ham fans? Don't make me laugh! All West Ham fans know from painful experience one, absolute, unalterable, never to be refuted or denied or challenged law: if it can go wrong, it bloody well will go wrong, and with fcuking great knobs on!

So, we break our transfer record and buy a guy whose thighs are wrapped up in more bandages than your average Egyptian mummy and we all know what's going to happen next - his career is going to end cruelly and prematurely. Hello Dean Ashton.

And, we get taken over by an Icelandic bank so it's welcome to the collapse of the world banking system!

And we sign two World Class Argies -  so suddenly Third Party Agreements raise their ugly heads!

And Pardew takes us to a Cup Final and to the top ten of the Prem in our first season back up - so his flies break!

And we appoint a manager who has taken a club to the Champions League final - but it's Avram Grant!

And we sign Keiron Dyer so...oh no, that curse hit every one of his clubs equally!

West Ham fans know that you never, ever, ever, back yourself in to a blind alley with only one way out, because if you do, before you know it, that exit way will be blocked by a pride of lions, a herd of rhinos and Jo Brand in stockings and suspenders.

So Carroll is out for the season. Is anybody other than our chairmen really surprised?


14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good old West Ham, with the great idea off put all their eggs in one basket (Carroll) with no back-up plan.

Anonymous said...

i am a striker for a local team in melbourne and are available on a free transfer. just give me a call.....

Anonymous said...

How bang on is this!! Well done!! I'm sick of seeing fans say "get behind the team COYI" reality check, we have to win games, to win games you need players, we are rapidly running out of players, how can this situation be allowed to develop, look at the swuad sheet, 4 strikers, 1 wants away, 1 is injured 1 can't score goals, who is the other one?? Wise up to the idiots, get real, look at the investment from the other teams in the league, we spent almost nothing, bought players that were injured and not needed, who cares how much Carroll cost Liverpool, they were clearly mugged off, goals is the only thing that can save a club season in season out no matter how passionate the supporters, we aint gonna score goals, hello championship!!

Anonymous said...

I have to say i completely agree. I usually pretty optimistic with anything regarding West Ham.

The past is the past so let that go, but right now we could seriously regret not buying in the transfer window.

We were probably the only club worried about the financial fair play and that could bite us on the back side.


Seriously now think about it, without Carroll what are we? Our midfield and defence wont concede an awful lot but if we cant score then whats the point?

Bottom half of the table this year and relegation isnt as far away as people think. I DONT THINK WE WILL GET RELEGATED.......but its not a ridiculous statement.

I think Big Sam is a bit too sure of himself.

Anonymous said...

Quite amazing how this spam dangler has the brass neck to take the piss out of other clubs when his own isn't exactly perfect! Am honestly gutted for you! :-*

Dagenham Dave said...

Funny how that beardy fool Gold was lying when stating we can't sign anyone as we're up to our wage limit within the constraints of the FFP regulations, yet now we're looking to add a striker

Hammersfan said...

1251, David Sullivan has just asked for your telephone number!

Anonymous said...

Wrong owners, wrong manager, and too many wrong players. It's been that way for years.....With us, anyone who's good either leaves or gets injured. Then of course, all the chump fans have a hate figure they can boo. But why would anyone boo quality players like for example Lampard, Ince, or Defoe - answer: because they are stupid lumpen plonk brains...most of whom have never seen WHU play quality football. That's why they rever clowns like razor Ruddock, Tomas Repka, 'Psycho' Pearce and of course 'Hoofer' Collins etc etc.

The West ham way - don't you just love it ? Well, enough to pay the Porno Brothers the fourth highest prices in the PL. I think they've seen 'you' coming ......

"Old Westhamian"

Anonymous said...

kevin in manchester writes

loath as I to take youtube testimonials too seriously .. our late late arrival does seem to have an eye for a (spectacular) goal espcially when meeting crosses ...here's hoping. His five goals for Fulham came in ten starts; a goal every other would do me!

Anonymous said...

Actually they were the only people to give Bobby Moore a job (at the Sunday Sport) when no one else would - can't get more West Ham than that you demented fool

Anonymous said...

Yeah, the Sunday 'Sport' - as if that was a great career move for a WH legend [one of the few]. Like I said, plonk brain fans just don't have a clue......and he's actually written that you can't get more West Ham than that. Pure doughbake....

Anonymous said...

you have a distinct lack of class

Anonymous said...

22:55 it's not difficult to get

They gave him a job when no else would.

Do you get it now? It's not difficult.

Anonymous said...

16:27 His conversion Rate Better Than Defoe’s!! #fact