What a load of cobblers! How many of these stories are the club going to float out in an effort to boost season ticket sales? There's no escaping the source this time as Mini Me Sullivan has been twattering about how "Dad" is going to make the biggest signing in the club's history. I thought that was McBenni, weighing in at a cool 18 stone!
It's not as if Carroll is worth £18m! Never mind whether we have £18m to spend! Nor whether he would be prepared to join us!
Tell me, with a £40k per week wage cap in place, what chance is there of Carroll joining?