What is McCoist up to, calling for Rangers to be dumped into the third division? Is this a desperate attempt to butter everybody up, an all too late attempt to appear humble and contrite? Surely it won't wash!
So where does Scottish football go from here? How do Stirling Albion, with a capacity of 3,808, cope with the Glasgow Hordes who will descend upon them, the entrails of Catholics stapled to their tartan kilts?
And what will Celtic do, stripped of the revenue from local derbies against their hated rivals? It just won't be the same will it? Perhaps a section of the Celtic crowd can be persuaded to don the Rangers blue just so they can all enjoy the usual bundle!