You couldn't write it! QPR fans have been gloating over the capture of England's 666, but as soon as he pulls on a gRs shirt, dear old Rob promptly hands a goal to the no mark Indonesian opponents. High ball into the ball, up goes Green under no pressure, and he drops the bloody ball. Gooaaaaaaaaallllllllll!
Not sure if this will make it on to the QPR News Now board, but if it does guys, best get used to this! Before you know it, you'll be remembering Paddy Ha Ha Kenny affectionately!
If you have a dodgy heart, best look away every time the ball is crossed into the box! And watch out for long shots too. Anything from outside the box tends to take Rob by surprise. And any free kick within goal scoring range is a certain goal if on target because Rob's wall building belongs in Jericho!