Austin All Agro, a gift in an All Bran packet apparently, Varney arriving on a double decker bus, Fifty Shades of Gray and none of them exciting and Pants Down Ashdown make up the sensational quartet for today! What a day at the office for Warnock!
Anybody might think that this billionaire take over is black pudding in the sky looking at the dross Warnock is signing! Why shop in Poundland when you have billions of pounds about to pump through the pipeline for pity's sake?
Anybody want a bet on Snakeinthegrass joining Norwich or Villa before the season starts, putting Leeds into profit on the summer transfer dealings?
This stinks! And Master Bates is dropping silent ones which Leeds fans are sniffing and calling boquet garni! Have a big sniff guys, because it's looking more and more as if you are being taken for mugs!
But still, tomorrow could yet be Takeover Tuesday!