Wednesday, 12 September 2012

Warnock Speaking In Tonges At Leeds

The Borrowers
How many players does Warnock need exactly? Doesn't he know that you can only field 11 players at any given time? What about all the bright young things the club claim to have coming through the ranks?

With Bates no longer having to hide the cheque book because the window has closed, Warnock is now looking to pick up any waif or stray he can on loan. So far, the favourites to arrive are Jermaine Far From A Jenas and Michael Speaking in Tonges. Two warm live bodies it is true, but hardly quality!

Meanwhile, yet another take over deadline has been and gone!

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

CANCER KILLS DADS

Anonymous said...

haha clever what you did with the names. yawn!

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Knob head!

Anonymous said...

West ham signed McCartney is he quality? If I remember he could hardly get a game for us

Anonymous said...

"How many bodies does Warnock need" i don't understand that comment, you should know that our midfield is decimated by injury with only 2 fit central midfielders on the books plus our squad is wafer thin at the moment, like i say you should know this seeing as you are a closet Leeds fan. Poor attempt i'm afraid, only a 2/10 for this one, must try harder.

Anonymous said...

Get a life you gimp what a pointless blog your a twat

Anonymous said...

Haha getting desperate now ain't ya pal all ur doin is copying speculation, how do u know any of its true? Or r u 1 of these retards that believe everything they read in a newspaper........ yeh thought so.

Anonymous said...

West Ham who?

Anonymous said...

west ham who?

Anonymous said...

This is the first time I've felt the need to reply to this snivelling and often pathetic excuse for a blog. If you're going to continue obsessing about us please at least do some research or you just end up looking like exactly what you are - a two bob clown! Brown, Norris and Green are all out injured, Austin has flown 1/2 way round the world to play a double header for Jamaica only only arrives back late Thursday/Friday morning so we are down to the bare bones. Please tell me what youngsters we keep going on about that play central midfield? Understand it now? Realise what a bit of research would've told you, you little worm? I sincerely hope one day to meet you face to face and maybe I'll be able to put you straight on a few more things, I'll instantly recognise you as the weasel in the corner that makes Ian Beale look like a tough guy..

Anonymous said...

West Ham's record premier league HOME defeat????
was against which team??

Leeds have lots of midfield injuries, the players you mention are paper speculation...speculation...speculation....speculation.....boring

Ask anyone.....
Does west ham have new players?
nobody cares !!!
Does west ham have any injuries?
nobody cares !!!!
Does west ham have big crowds?
nobody cares

WH....One of the dullest nondescript teams ever...
never a contender for ANYTHING

Come up to Leeds, we would all love to meet you !, might be nice for you to visit civilisation.

"Leeds has developed from the decay of the post-industrial era to become a telephone banking centre, connected to the electronic infrastructure of the modern global economy.There has been growth in the corporate and legal sectors and increased local affluence has led to an expanding retail sector, including the luxury goods market"

Once you have met the Leeds fans,and been discharged from hospital, Maybe you could cheer yourself up by treating yourself to a luxury dildo for your weekends,
although they might not let "pond-life cockneys" like you into Harvey Nicks on Briggate.





Anonymous said...

yawn yawn

what wages is caroll on, not bad for him sat on the treatment table.

Anonymous said...

Not hiding his cheque book? Your club, more than most, should know about the money needed to loan players?! How many hundreds of thousands of pounds to pay a loanee to be injured? So.. 3 injured central midfielders, I believe, is more than enough reason to scout the EMERGENCY LOAN market. And FYI - loaning a player means that person is surplus to requirements (or financial reasons), so landing a player like Jenas would be good. I mean we aren't exactly going to be aiming to loan those world class central midfielders like Mark Noble and Kevin Nolan..

Anonymous said...

Yaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwnnnnnnnn.

liam said...

he is only getting some cover in cause our midfielders are dropping rapidly its hardly worth a whole article from your crappy site. do something usefull you fu-k pig

John Hallam said...

knob cheese

Anonymous said...

this is your worst effort devoid of humour

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure I understand this article, Hammersfan. How many players does he need? I thought you of all people (given your obsession with Leeds) would know how wafer thin our squad is not to mention the loss of Green, Norris and Brown in midfield. Whilst I actually agree with your appraisal of Jenas had to laugh a little as you know damn well he would walk straight into your first team!

Anonymous said...

When LEEDS play you boys PEOPLE will GET hurt and YOU HAVE caused it preaching HATE

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Anonymous said...

Tracey Scott the Upton Park Tranny. I bet you're looking forward to Sunderland coming in 2 weeks so you can pick up a bit of northern rough trade. You southern rent boy.

Anonymous said...

"Meanwhile, yet another take over deadline has been and gone!"

You really are a tosser..

Anonymous said...

Oh, you haven't heard? This is supposed to be a West Ham blog.

Anonymous said...

Dog Wanker

Anonymous said...

Meanwhile, yet another take over deadline has been and gone!

There is no news,
there were no deadlines....
Nothing has happened. There is no takeover, there is nothing to say, forget about it and put it behind you !

Leeds fans need to forget it and crack on

All the comment is pure speculation
from every party.

why you would waste time commenting on speculation relating to another club?

West Ham have not signed Ronaldo...
......please comment and write loads of pointless garb...

You would be good working in the media - (maybe you do?), they are brilliant at relating stories about things that HAVE NOT HAPPENED








Anonymous said...

What about all the bright young things the club claim to have coming through the ranks?

What about the 18 year who had Jarvis in his pocket first game of season

What about Aidy White, Captaining his country (under 21's)to a 4-2 win over Italy (in italy) this week

You are so full of shite.....and no nothing about football

Leeds Mick said...

A sombre day for football supporters,not just in England but around the world and what does hf spend his time doing? What a peice of crap you are.

Anton said...

'The Daily Leeds'

Anonymous said...

and your gimps don't loan players do you ? ......Your a fcuking boring retard .....die bastard .

Bluesman said...

We want the same size squad as West Ham and other small clubs! Bates out!!!!!!! We would also like to be able to use the loan market in emergency situations due to injury, like everyone else. Is that alright? Finally, we have some very good youngsters coming through, so look out! Nob!

Bluesman said...

We would like same size sqaus as West Ham and be able to use the loan market in emegencies like everyone else! Is that OK? Knob!

Anonymous said...

What a stupid blog. Obviously inspired to be writtn by the surnames of the proposed loaness which can be made to sound funny ( yawn) 'hmmm, lets write an article around that..'
No wonder you got out of the country if thats the best you can do.

Anonymous said...

Ha Ha, look at all the comments slagging you Tracey Tranny. Everybody thinks you're a right tosser.

Anonymous said...

Respect to you for your picture of Bon Scott Mr. Hallam. MOT

Anonymous said...

I've been away from this site for a few days - doesn't look like I missed a single thing!

You are still a sad wet spam supporter pretending your best not to support Leeds....

... and wet spam are still obviously not worth writing anything about then.

Think I may as well stay away for another few weeks, as obviously nothing will change....




Anonymous said...

Not one of your best and absolutely zero comeback thus far (just as well).

You really know absolutely nothing about football, do you? Its actually quite embarrassing tbh.

Btw can 1148 et al kindly give it a rest? I dont know what's more pathetic reading these articles or those childish comments. You really are a fool 1148, arent you?

Leeds Mick said...

As this is now officially a Leeds forum now and it's easier to get on than the YEP comments,we may as well just ignore that prick hf and talk amongst ourselves. Did anyone notice the self proclaimed intellectuals on the Clarke one nil site the other day,likening Bates, tenure to Hitlers last days in the bunker? Talk about losing any argument and last ounce of credibility? They should team up with hf and explore the gaps in each others ignorance.

Anonymous said...

No 1247, I won't have that. I think you'll find West Ham were contenders for the INTER TOTO cup in 1999. And they bl@@dy well won it too......

Otherwise point taken.

Anonymous said...

West Ham and Leeds can't be compared,Leeds is a Championship team and soon will be in a lower division,WH instead is steps apart from Leeds and that and some other aspects make them different.

Anonymous said...

Colin & Co may want to control this blog too,but it's absolutely impossible.