Monday 30 August 2010

Parker to Spurs, Keane to West Ham


It's a bit like that game that ten year olds play with each other, "You show me yours and I'll show you mine." West Ham don't want to sell Parker but are desperate for Keane, Spurs supposedly don't want to lose the Irishman but are desperate for Scotty. There's far too much, "You first...No you first...I will if you will...Go on, I will if you will" going on.

Brady should just give 'Arry a flash and steal Keane away whilst Redknapp's 'ead goes into spasm. Levy could say, "I wasn't sure if you were saying no or your head was just twitching Harry"!

For all those who have insisted that Parker will not leave, what do you make of this last minute declaration of interest in Keane? Spurs would be perfectly entitled to claim that West Ham are deliberately unsettling the player wouldn't they? Levy rang West Ham with an offer, Grant has spoken to the press. Tell me, which is worse?

Of course, we may have "cocked" it all up with our posturing and delays. Defoe is injured and Tottenham may not be happy to let the Irishman go now. It may be a case of £8million for Parker or go to hell. You couldn't blame Levy and 'Arry could you?

How stupid is our club? West Ham never cease to amaze - but almost always for the wrong reason.

7 comments:

DUTCHAMMER said...

I hope the deal goes through, as Parker is good but not irraplaceable (maybe with only 1 day tho). People seem to think Parker is some superstar who is worldclass, but Im afraid he isnt. He was at fault for Manure 2nd goal and also lost the ball for a great Nani chance in the first half. If we get Keane and CASH OR Hutton/Ohara then we have to DEAL. Get rid of Carlton Cole aswell, take cash and Babel or maybe Lucas for him, then buy Sidwell.

Tom said...

HF, lets sell Cole as planned, swap Scotty for Keane and O'Hara .. lets be honest here ... Scotty does not suit the way we are playing and with the likelyhood that Berahmi is staying at least until January we have cover in Noble, Hitz and dare I say Kovac ... the whole thing stinks and for me the squad is in a worse state than when Grunt took over ... the players look totally bemused by what is going on ... Diamante said it was a farce ... so tell me if you would sign an extension ... I know I wouldn't not for any money ... we are the new Pompey ... a laughing stock of relegation fodder ..

COYS said...

why would we deel with pikey scum keep parker and rot in the championship

Los Angeles Dave said...

COYS, why not learn how to spell "deal"?

Must be your "pikey" education...

COYS said...

like yanks can spell what colors do the pikeys ware.

Andy said...

Oh dear COYS, are you doing it on purpose? Your spelling is hilarious! Stop now mate, you're embarrassing yourself...

Andy said...

COYS...
...and was that even a question? Jesus, I wonder where that 1% who failed their GSCEs have ended up?

...or more likely you've still got a few years to go before you take them?

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