It's frightening to think that Freddie Piquionne is still on the books. This is a man who has suffered three consecutive relegations - with Portsmouth, West Ham and Doncaster - and who is still hanging around Upton Park like a bad smell after a vindaloo curry.
It's no surprise that nobody else wants to buy him, but given he is a relegation albatross, it would surely be sensible to pay somebody to take him off our books. Pass the curse on to somebody else at any cost!
Or alternatively, drive him into the woods and fly tip him!