Tuesday 18 September 2012

Take Over Tuesday At Leeds


So this is it then, the day all Leeds fans - Lorimer apart - have been praying for, the day when Master Bates packs up his box of Kleenex and vacates the premises, leaving the door open for camel riding Arabs to make the reverse journey taken by Don Revie when he betrayed the entire nation and exchanged the honour of managing the national team for the blood money of Arabia.

Who says so? Well a poster on here told me at the weekend that he has it "on good authority" that the take over will happen today. So that's pretty conclusive then. And there will a ten million pound transfer war chest apparently; sadly locked away until January of course.

Mean time, Warnock is still desperately trying to prise open Bates' wallet, fighting through the cobwebs and padlocks in the hope of squeezing out just enough cash to sign somebody on loan to cover for crocked McCormack. Why is he bothering with all that oil money about to pump into Elland Road one wonders?

47 comments:

Anonymous said...

You seriously need to get a grip! All you do is comment on LUFC, just admit your a Leeds fan you crank!!!!

Anonymous said...

Shall we talk about Bobby Moore the same way you talk about the late Don Revie.

I don't think so, we are not that low. YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO YOUR CLUB AND THE WHOLE NATION


Anonymous said...

Yawn

Anonymous said...

Yet more shite from the sad dog tosser !

Neil said...

Didn't respond on the last article then? True to form. Your needlessly spiteful, misguided, deeply ignorant comments really do you no favours. It reeks of hairline research and hear say. I reiterate what I posted in the previous Leeds blog, you know nothing of the club's poltics.

The local 'rag' seems to be under the impression we need to sign a loanee to cover Ross' absence. I couldn't disagree more. We have a very exciting prospect in dom poleon who has a real eye for goal, and Andy gray, a good professional who has true passion for the club. Granted they don't have the quality of Ross, but are more than adequate cover.

I can't wait for tonight. Yorkshire derbies are always a good watch, even if the teams mean not a great deal to us. It's their cup final, biggest game of the season and so on, so they'll be more than be up for it. It's up to Neil Warnock (I can hear you getting excited already) to get our boys on it too.

But look at this, I'm digressing. Talking about Leeds on a west ham blog..

Anonymous said...

Well said for once, I also read that deluded Leeds fan fantasy at the weekend about the take over to be completed Tuesday and 10 million , lmao , I just wish more Leeds fans would see your view on our mixed up club and realise what's really going on, F all
Farnley whites !!!!!

Anonymous said...

My my you are a smug little cockney geezer. One day sunshine, when your porn peddling owner has gone to the great private shop in the sky, you will once again endure the bitter taste of poverty.You will then slip back into obscurity. So enjoy your brief 15 seconds of newsnow fame while it lasts. Lets face it you are on a par with the mighty wigan, norwich, stoke. Your over inflated ego will burst sooner than you think. Your Gold will turn to dust. You will be no one again. goodbye.

Anonymous said...

Someone's a bit pi55ed off lol ......did'nt you find any kids to play with on you're easten european sex trip with gary glitter ?

Hammersfan said...

When did Bobby Moore walk out on England in return for a big fat pay off from the Arabs? If he did that, then say what you like about him! Trouble is, he didn't; but Revie did!

Anonymous said...

You are an unbelievable dick.

Anonymous said...

Get back to blowing each other off sorry bubbles you tosspot! Mot

Anonymous said...

Your treading a thin line here shammer!

Anonymous said...

YOU JUST CAN'T STOP TALKING ABOUT LEEDS, CAN YOU?
YOU LOVE US DON'T YOU!
GO ON ADMIT IT. ARE YOU OUR LONDON BRANCH OF THE SUPPORTERS CLUB?

Anonymous said...

Im Bobby Moore i cheat with players wives and pinch diamond necklaces.

Anonymous said...

Bobby moore =theif

Anonymous said...

Bobby moore theif and a wife cheater wet spam one ball .

howie said...

was,nt bobby moore a dead football commentator a few years ago.

Anonymous said...

Slagging off a dead man , low , very low

Anonymous said...

Name one wet wank manager that achieved as much as don .....go on gimp .

Anonymous said...

Leeds fans really are as thick as shite aren't they? They just don't understand that as long as they keep biting, you're going to keep writing more articles about them.

Anonymous said...

Don may have walked to get a better pay deal, just like all the footballers of today, if was just ahead of his time.

However Bobby Moore should have served time for what he did, if it happened today he would be getting his back hole filled while having a shower on ward 12.

Cockney Knob

Anonymous said...

Scott Tracey, I thought you were banned from the internet after your last conviction ?

Anonymous said...

One anonymous numpty decides in jest to tell you the takeover will happen today and you decide to write an article on it? If that isn't antagonism then what is exactly?

The bit I dont understand is why it has received so many comments.

You're a bit out of line slating Revie btw. He was a great man. Why are you so bitter? Is it because neither you (or your son for that matter) will live to see the day West Ham finish even second? And no, that wasnt a cancer "joke".

Anonymous said...

Dr Weevil continues to plumb the depths of poor taste to match his poor writing - having a pop at the late great Don Revie as his obsessive hatred for Leeds United grows even more bewilderingly profound.

What's behind all this hormonal sniping? Did the hapless doctor have a bad day that time when LUFC strolled into town, whupped Wet Spam 5-1 and strolled off home again? Maybe he got a slap for being a cheeky little cockney sparrer, as well as a 4 goal beating that day. Who knows, but some past hurt is clearly provoking this continued tirade of schoolgirl bitchiness and spite.

We should be grateful for small mercies, I suppose. We're the target of abuse, but the abuser is strangely ineffective, and most are moved to question his motives rather than laugh along with his pallid witticisms. Dr Weevil really is a suitable case for treatment - pop up North sometimes, and we'll happily oblige.

Anonymous said...

'Bobby Moore' a filthy jewel thief who embarrassed the nation !
All we will remember that dirty inbred tramp Moore for is robbing a jewellery shop, shame they didn't hang the loser !

Anonymous said...

You only write this shit to get a reaction. Clearly, if it wasn't for stuff like this that you post about LUFC your blog would get next to no views! This is shown by your previous 2 posts have 3 comments combined, stop thinking you're marvellous and start talking about your own football club for a change.

Anonymous said...

What a boring tosser you are. you would put a glass eye to sleep.

We All Love Leeds said...

Why dont you grow a pair, give us your name and address and see if you chelp about us again ?
Shit house

Anonymous said...

Comment 14.04 I couldn't have said it better myself........well said indeed!

Morley Whites said...

Oh are we now ? How about i smash your teeth in muppet ? We know what he's doing dick head. He's just a sad little man sat behind a computer screen watching kiddie fiddling sites with nothing better to do than toss himself off over leeds united and the response he gets excites him, why ? Only he knows

Anonymous said...

Hammerfan , otherwise known as the footballing oracle

His amazing predictions
Man United to finish in top 4
Leeds to not get promoted

f'ing genius at work here!

Hammerfan amazing football historian..

We bow before your wisdom and knowledge...

I thought you seemed like quite a clever fellow....ummm and then you go an chose to provoke Leeds fans....not the brightest thing to do...

Cant you just enjoy your own team
Nah...like the power
like having the last word
like the power of moderation

titilation


Anonymous said...

Bobby Moore publicly supported Margaret Thatcher in the 1979 General Election

Just about sums up a typical cockney twat

Anonymous said...

Bobby moore was really great
Signed Hammerfan

Revie was rubbish
signed hammerfan

Anonymous said...

The team is made up from random people picked by Divine Judgement, each are paid their weight in sweets and chocolate weekly. They are a bunch of innocent Cockney cheeky chappies who are everyone's second team (although in truth most are from foreign climes) and we will all be very stupid looking when they realise we didn't get relegated, especially the gentlemen at Spurs.

The teams greatest ever player is Bagpuss who, funnily enough, is Millwall's record goalscorer. Bagpuss once scored using only his eyelids - it was against the West Ham reserves. Sadly, the cat has now left to join Colchester Town United Athletic

On 11th December 2006, the Chief Beholder of the Butchers Knife of Ham, Alan Pardew angered His Imperial Majesty Emperor Eggert Magnússon by sleeping with his wife, this led to Alan Pardew being cut up and processed into sausage meat for the hungry Reading A Book FC fans who have disliked Pardew since he buggered off to West Ham.

There are about three hundred and twenty five strikers at the club, none of them capable of scoring goals and each one of them useless in their own special way. The worst of all the two hundred footballers called 'HareCole', a giant black man who has immense strength and speed but incidentally destroys all those around him when he dies.

Anonymous said...

Despite possessing the most notorious, violent and racist (Racist? have you people actually seen Cass Pennant?) knitting group for insecure middle age men in Britain, West Ham have traditionally seen themselves as a warm and cuddly 'family' club supported by gord-blimey strike-a-light genuine Eastenders from Basildon and Billericay, as well as being everyone else's second club. No matter that they have earned no (0, zero) trophies for the past 27 years, everyone loves them. Or perhaps the fact that have been a joke club for 30 years is the reason that aren't worth hating. This has changed radically during the 2006/7 season, to being hated and derided by the rest of the football league and appearing on the back pages of the tabloids accused of something new every week.

It is possible that this may make them stop being so nice to everyone, and start winning for a change.

Anonymous said...

West Ham originated as Ham and is mentioned in the Domesday Book as owning three hundred acres of cesspit and two pigs. Due to the religious schism of the HenriVIIIian Era, Ham split into East and West Ham taking one pig each, but with East Ham taking most of the CDs.

In the mid 1800s Ironworks ware a popular pastime. Some of the most popular Ironworks were situated along the local river Thames, and as locals joined forces to create bigger and bigger Ironworks the Academy of Ironworks was born. In 1898, between the fish course and the salad, several people overcome with boredom started playing football. A competitive game between the new team and the neighbouring MillWall Ironworks produced a 0-0 draw and degenerated into a fight which persists to this day. The hobby of Ironworking continued until the First World War when all the club members were melted down and used in France.

The team was almost universally crap but produced two and a half decent players over the next hundred years who were hugely famous the instant they joined rival clubs. The club's fans called 'Irons' (an unfortunate name for an East-ender who knows anything about rhyming slang) are all, to a man, useless, crippled, ugly, cowardly, morons and scum. Honest. West Ham are known for forcing out managers who have managed them well. Despite Alan Curbishley winning the championship 10 times in a row and the team scoring over 10000 goals in the process the fans wre said to be 'bored' and 'disgruntled', so The Nicest Man in the World Ever Gianfranco Zola took over, and commanded authority, despite being only 3 foot 7 inches tall, by showing the awful strikers in his team that he's much, much better than all of them.

Anonymous said...

Hammersfan, I am a figment of your imagination ... just home from the winter in Afghan, I was at the Boro cup game where my boy took a half time penalty during my leave ...

I love your blogs .... keep em coming .. its great fun and I love all the saddo's that criticise you ... free country, freedom of speech ... we all have a choice n all that ... well if you don't like .... read the Sun ..

(Cheers Tom, an endorsement like that outweighs 15 million idiots who want to close this site down.)

15 million idiots...hahaha

Anonymous said...

cockney twatch

Anonymous said...

cockney twatch

Anonymous said...

Hey Leeds are getting beat 3-1..oops sorry you in the middle of wanking off???

Anonymous said...

Leeds heading for relegation zone...takeovers/bates etc

predictableeeeeeee !!!!

Anonymous said...

Would that be Bobby CHELSEA Moore you were talking about ? Bit of an ouch that middle name ? Wonder if he had that on that bracelet he found before it was lost ? By the way which of your sleazy owners is that Austrian Fritzl double ?
Big Sam looks right out of place at the Bellend Ground.He won't stay !

Anonymous said...

Great to see the mighty Leeds 'Marching on together' tonight and, er, losing again.

Keep it up guys. It's hilarious! :)))

Anonymous said...

If you remember hf? Bobby Moore chose to go shoplifting whilst representing his country at the 70 world cup. It was only due to the appropriate palms being crossed with silver that saved the thieving twat from jail.

Anonymous said...

Your dada died of cancer...back of the net son.

FarehamHammer said...

Whats good about Revie?.He prostituted his soul by heading to the Middle East ,for one last pay day.His team were full of animals, who kicked lumps ,out of the opposition.Billy Bremner ,Norman Hunter ,ring a bell ?.Contrast that to West Ham's world wide reputation as The Academy of Football.Flowing inventive football on the deck .Christ even Allardyce ,has had a Damascus experience ,since he joined our great club !He instructs the team to keep the ball on the floor.Marching on together ?A real feeling of 'togetherness'.You'll be singing ;'I am what i am 'next.We are more than a football club ,we're a way of life !COYI'S !!

Anonymous said...

west ham famous for flowing football??? jesus. that must be what won you all them trophies.