Thursday 27 September 2012

Tony Cottee Reveals He Knows NOTHING About Football!


What an idiot! Tony Cottee played in over 600 games and scored more than 200 league goals but he clearly knows nothing about football! The poor misguided fool has expressed delight at Noble signing a new contract and despite Mark's obvious inability, has described him as a "skilful player and a great passer of the ball".

In fact, apart from his lack of goals from open play, Cottee has eulogised the West Ham No Mark. Indeed, so fulsome is his praise that I feel compelled to carry it below!

According to West Ham legend Tony Cottee:

"It’s fantastic to hear Mark Noble has signed a new five-year deal with West Ham. He was an integral part of the side that got promoted last season. In fact, he’s been outstanding since he broke through eight seasons ago.

Noble has been a great servant to the club and I hope he plays at West Ham for his whole career, he’s the type of player we will always want to have in our team. He’s a homegrown player, a West Ham fan and he plays with passion, but there is so much more to him than that. It’s selling him short to say otherwise.

Mark is a very skilful player and a great passer of the ball. His delivery from set-pieces is superb too.
My only criticism of him over the years would be with regard to the number of goals he scores. But his role in the team at the moment is to sit in front of the defence and with Kevin Nolan alongside him you don’t need Mark to go tearing forward at every opportunity."

Strangely, that chimes with what I have been saying for the past three seasons but what do I know? Noble's critics, who have never played the game at a professional level, obviously know better than a player whose career stretched over 600 league games!

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cottee is a Leeds fan and thats why he want's shite players at west ham. Or it could be that like the rest of us he hates you. You twat.

Anonymous said...

Dagenham dave has been bumming the headmaster behind your back since you've been abroad.

Anonymous said...

Its you who knows piss all about football you tit. You posted a blog in praise of Noble the other day and signed off saying"good on him". The Leeds fans are right,you DO have a screw loose.

Anonymous said...

Where have you been? Noble has shown his consistent quality.

Anonymous said...

WEST HAM LEGEND-PETER RIDSDALE.

Hammersfan said...

Oh the irony 2157 and 2201! Derrrrrr!

Anonymous said...

Bell end. Full of shit as usual.

Anonymous said...

Neil Warnock West Ham Legend-March 20,2012 Leeds 3 Nottingham Forest 7 HAHAHAHA,we are Leeds !

Anonymous said...

Hope you don't mind me giving your mam a good seeing to in your abscence? Why does she keep shouting "harder scott" though?

Hammersfan said...

Why would I mind? If necromancy is your thing, who am I to object?

Anonymous said...

West ham Legend martinez. 4-1. Ha ha.

Sav said...

What would you think of next! Tony Cottee by the way thought that Icelanders would make the club great! This is just typical of you. He has a horried game against Wigan (and of course they are all at fault except our very own Mark Noble). And then you dig up this story. It is really pathetic. I thought you could a lot better than this...

Anonymous said...

21:51 oh please tell where I can go to see the headmaster getting all the he deserves?

Anonymous said...

You know nothing about football. COYIs.

Anonymous said...

Like bates you're another thick cockney twat. You don't know the difference between necromancy and necrophilia. Didn't you say you'd worked hard to overcome your dyslexia? Not hard enough. Anyway the most important thing is that your old slag of a mother is dead. Sounds like she wasn't much of a mother aswell. Was she either at bingo or entertaining punters and thats why you have this need for attention?

Hammersfan said...

But my mother isn't dead and I am not dyslexic. You see, I can pull any string I wish and your knee jerks to my command. You react with blind rage and offensive comments, I just give my balanced opinion on football matters. Perhaps you should visit a shrink to help you overcome your TGGC obsession?

Anonymous said...

Tranny

Anonymous said...

Cottee is a wanker. He will say anything to please the masses.

'His delivery from set-pieces is superb too.'

We all know that set pieces by Noble are absolutely appalling at set pieces....... does a mean 98% completion of sideways and backwards passes though.