Will we never learn? How many clapped out has beens looking for a soft landing into retirement have we signed? This season alone, we have taken on Diarra and Joe Cole. Now, we are being linked with Ambrosia Creamed Rice, a very good player in his day, but a player who has never been tempted to the Premier League...until now.
So why the sudden enthusiasm for a stint in England? Well no other team is going to meet his wage demands!
Meanwhile, the Romanian invasion is about to begin, just as UKIP predicted, with the arrival of Roland Rat.