Tuesday, 21 May 2013

UKIP's Nigel Farage to protest after West Ham sign Romanian Rat?

It's bad enough that 21.3m Romanians and 7.476m Bulgarians are planning to flood into Britain to claim benefits in January of next year, without the nations' bloody rodents joining them. Nigel Farage, leader of UKIP and the bookmaker's favourite to be Primeminister in two year's time will, no doubt, be outraged by the arrival of a Romanian Rat at West Ham.

A source close to Farage raged: "This is a disgrace and proves what we have been saying all along. Our research shows that every man, woman and child in Romania and Bulgaria have already booked their flights on Wizz, Tarom & Blue Air and will be signing on in a Benefit Office near you by the end of January 2014; and we all know that rats abandon sinking ships."

He continued: "Tell me, what are the disease carrying rodents going to live on when all the humans have left? It doesn't take a genius to work out that they will be following their meal tickets to the UK and living off our benefit system too does it?"

"This Romanian Rat is the tip of an iceberg. And it's no good the Tories promising a referendum on Europe in two year's time because all these immigrants will be entitled to the vote, and when they are over here, they are not going to vote against their own meal ticket are they?"

He concluded: "What is poor George McCartney going to do now? He is a model professional and an international footballer. Why are we allowing this Romanian Rat to come over here and take George's job? It's an outrage!"








10 comments:

pb4u said...

You need medical help with all the useless shite you come out with.

Anonymous said...

poor attempt of a joke. For the record i am romanian and i have no desire to emigrate to the UK so sod off.

Anonymous said...

Hilarious, cutting edge, political satire now? Oh the brilliance of your sharp wit,my sides are aching. You're so funny. What a shame only a handful of people can share in the mirth.

bubbles said...

tosser

Anonymous said...

leave politics out of it! Infact leave humour out of it! Tell you what just fuck off, you're useless and abusive, just a total fuckwit

Anonymous said...

Tell Gold to stop wafting hot air into Upton park, its sending you dizzy

Anonymous said...

Nice one, sad thing is that it could almost be true. "21 May 2013 20:11" It wasn't meant to be serious but probably how some Daily Mail reading Brits think. LIGHTEN UP EVERYONE!

Anonymous said...

Don't worry Nigel, nobody wants to come to your country... Fuck Off.

Anonymous said...

Who ever wrote this article is a complete moron. Too bad that this kind of specimens still live.

Anonymous said...

This is both funny and sad. Please send me my booking to England, i don't remember making one, but your research can easily track it. Guess name is not required either, you know who I am. Cheers from Romania!
P.S. If this is your next prime minister, then you are fu c*ed! All the best for West Ham United!