I've heard it all now! Joe Cole was never really good enough even in his prime, but now he has set himself a target of being in England's squad for Brazil!
First of all, England have to qualify, and that's no forgone conclusion, and then there's the little matter of Cole being too old, too slow and too injury prone.
Remember the good old days when players like Hoddle and Waddle released singles? Perhaps JC could cover that old Supertramp classic...
Dreamer, you're nothing but a dreamer,
Can you put your hands in your head