Monday 18 June 2012

Mido Returning!


Don't worry, although he is being linked with a move back to the UK, it is not to West Ham but to Barnsley - no doubt to the envy of local rivals Leeds United. Apparently he has developed a taste for Yorkshire Pudding, rhubarb crumble and has identified a great kebab shop in the town. Presumably he is asking for his standard grand a week, which may mean he is beyond the resources of Leeds whilst keeping him within range of little old Barnsley.

Anyway, it's great to know that the flying Egyptian is heading back to England and will soon be bombing down the flanks with his old alacrity. Sadly West Ham fans will not get to see him play, as we are now in the Premiership, but the good folk of Yorkshire, be it Barnsley or Leeds fans, will no doubt take the Rolls Royce driving lard arse to their hearts, happy to be forking out their hard earned pound notes to finance the demiretirement of a guy who is reputedly still only 29, although he looks 40, and who has been released on a free transfer by his Egyptian club!

So we get Vaz Te and Barnsley, if they can beat Leeds to the signing, get Mido instead. That's the way the rhubarb crumbles!

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

I honestly think you are a secret Leeds fan.

Anonymous said...

Dickhead

Hammersfan said...

Be fair, this is a West Ham thread. There's no way Leeds can afford a grand a week to sign a big fat Egyptian.

Anonymous said...

Were not giving him crumble or a kabab... he's promised Barnsley chops!!

bramley whites said...

Have you been down green street lately hammers??? Eastend is a fooking disgrace you twats so start that!!! green streat walthamstowe I've never in my life seen anything as disgusting in my life!!! bramley white

Anonymous said...

What is the point of this story?

Once again pointless news from a pointless sad little man.

Anonymous said...

How is this a west ham thread in the slightest?? It mentions it thats about as far as it goes... Again you show your colours as a closet fan of all things Leeds and I suggest you go back to your mother's basement with all those sticky photos of her.... Would love to see how brave you are around a load of Leeds fans in the real world....

Anonymous said...

what a numpty you r this west ham fool sectetly loves er and prob has an executive box but his mates r all bubble blowers and hes too ashamed to come out and join all us mighty whites fans bring bk the good times

Stani said...

HF, you've previously highlighted the racism Mido received (probably just to try and win an argument) with him being called a bomber, and here you use the phrase 'bombing down the flanks'? What? You didn't mean to? Yeah, sure!

Anonymous said...

Hammersfan said...
Be fair, this is a West Ham thread

Try doing a thread without mentioning us then dickhead

Anonymous said...

Not letting that through??

Anonymous said...

Surprised Hammers didn't snap him to play along side Benni McCarthy! Fat c**t

Anonymous said...

Go Blow your Dad you Southern 'inbred' pansy!!!

Anonymous said...

Who gives a f**k

Leedslad said...

Were you dropped as a child? Made me laugh again. Keep blowing our kid. See you at the Wolves game.

Hammersfan said...

A tad naughty I know Stani, but only a tad. It was a joke about his lack of pace, tongue in cheek. Think you are the only one who has made the link and even you've missed the flying Egyptian line.

Anonymous said...

What a southern CxxT ur one boring TWxT. West ham have never and will never have the support and history the mighty whites have. Will c u on the way down after we get promotion after our takeover. MOT

Anonymous said...

Your just Bolton in disguise! You inbred gob shite

Anonymous said...

You pathetic little man...have you no life?? no job?? or are you just that wierd you have to write a full page about Leeds United a team you 'hate' EVERYDAY?... Id of ended it long ago if i had to read about Westhamders all the time .. Go give your head a shake and enjoy your season in the premier league No doubt we will be seeing you next year

Anonymous said...

You need to name drop Leeds to get your webpage more hits..... Get a life and stick to your own team