Friday 29 June 2012

One Freddie Down, Another One To Go

Maybe it's all in a name. Freddie. It doesn't have a ring to it, does it? 'I'm Bond, Freddie Bond' doesn't really work does it? Freddie Casanova? Freddie Valentino? Freddie Di Caprio? Freddie Eastwood? Freddie Connery? Freddie Hudson? Freddie Bogart? Freddie Wayne? Freddie Tracy? Freddie Redford? Freddie Newman?

Hang on, I've got one! Freddie Parrot Face Davis!

So how did we end up with two of them, the Little and Large of Upton Park, The Two Freddies, Sears & Piquionne?

Well today, sadly, the demise of Freddie Sears was confirmed. Doctor Evil has slayed the baby faced assassin, throwing him out of the Boleyn creche where he has been cosseted since the tender age of eleven. Duxbury hailed him as our future and Zola thought he could step into the shoes of Bellamy but Football Manager knew better: right from the off the researchers for the game had him marked down as a dud.

So what now for Freddie Sears? Dagenham and Redbridge perhaps? Maybe Leyton Orient? Perhaps Barnet? Or Grays Athletic?

But meanwhile a whiff of garlic still pervades the corridors of the Boleyn. One Freddie's gone, but another's still to go.

Hang on! What about Freddie Mercury?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Like I said earlier everyone sing

He hasn't scores for years
Freddie
Freddie Sears!

Stani said...

You're going to love this:

"GIANFRANCO ZOLA will hold talks with Watford after the Pozzo family completed their £20million takeover of the club.

Former Italy striker Zola has been lined up to replace Sean Dyche as Hornets chief in a major overhaul at Vicarage Road.

The new Italian owners want to bring in their own men and ex-Chelsea star Zola will be joined by director of football Gianluca Nani — a former colleague at West Ham.

Scott Duxbury, who has helped broker the deal, is expected to be named as the new chief executive at the Championship outfit.

The Hornets have signed keeper Tom Heaton, 26, on a free despite Cardiff’s late contract offer to persuade him to stay."

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4402624/Gianfranco-Zola-set-for-Watford-talks-after-Italy-takeover.html

Anonymous said...

Freddie Starr ate my hamster out

NIghtwatchman said...

To have one Freddie is unfortunate. To have two is carelessness.

JayK said...

Bless them. They're dooooooomed