Aaron Robbin? Jacobsen deposits his mayonnaise all over your French fries! Robin Van Persie? Jacobsen urinates in your Grolsch. Huntelaar? Jacobsen kicks you in your Edams!
The nitpickers will point out that the former Hammer did his best to give Holland a penalty and that some of his crossing was poor, but so what? He should have been ripped apart tonight and he wasn't. Mind you, I was hugely impressed with Kvist. Wonder how much it would cost to secure him from Stuttgart?