So Julien Faubert has found a new home then and, appropriately, our former turkey is off to Turkey. I am sure he will find his level there, just as he did at Real Madrid, flat on his back on the substitute's bench.
It's bloody hot in Turkey and there's no way Faubert will be able to keep his eyes open in that heat! God only knows what Elazigspor think they are getting: a right back who can't defend or a right winger who can't cross or score?
Either way, the Turks are welcome to him, just as they were welcome to Luis Boa-Morte! Or was that Greece?