Hang on, I've got one! Freddie Parrot Face Davis!
So how did we end up with two of them, the Little and Large of Upton Park, The Two Freddies, Sears & Piquionne?
Well today, sadly, the demise of Freddie Sears was confirmed. Doctor Evil has slayed the baby faced assassin, throwing him out of the Boleyn creche where he has been cosseted since the tender age of eleven. Duxbury hailed him as our future and Zola thought he could step into the shoes of Bellamy but Football Manager knew better: right from the off the researchers for the game had him marked down as a dud.
So what now for Freddie Sears? Dagenham and Redbridge perhaps? Maybe Leyton Orient? Perhaps Barnet? Or Grays Athletic?
But meanwhile a whiff of garlic still pervades the corridors of the Boleyn. One Freddie's gone, but another's still to go.
Hang on! What about Freddie Mercury?