Those of us with long memories will be grateful that the latest transfer target linked with West Ham isn't called Song, but Bong is worryingly close, and like his near namesake, Bong is from Cameroon.
Like Rigobert, Gaetan could be enshrined in Cockney rhyming slang if Allardyce lands him and it all goes wrong. Is he any cop? I've no idea, but he can't be worse than McCartney surely?
And if he arrives and is good, the fans could have a lot of fun with the name.