Only at West Ham! With the teams at the bottom edging just that little bit closer last night, the latest rumour is linking us with a Romanian Rat. Razvan, as he is Christened, has won league titles before - but only in Romania and in the Ukraine, and believe me, football is not of the highest standards in this part of the world.
But the Rat has a left foot and is a specialist left back and has the virtue of not being Warnock. Beggars can't be choosers so I would be glad to welcome him on board our sinking ship. Sadly, he will not be available for tonight's game, which has, to me, the look of a six pointer. Win it, we can breath a huge sigh of relief; lose it, and our ship is up shit creek with only half a paddle!