Wednesday 30 January 2013

Rats Boarding The Sinking West Ham Ship!

Only at West Ham! With the teams at the bottom edging just that little bit closer last night, the latest rumour is linking us with a Romanian Rat. Razvan, as he is Christened, has won league titles before - but only in Romania and in the Ukraine, and believe me, football is not of the highest standards in this part of the world.

But the Rat has a left foot and is a specialist left back and has the virtue of not being Warnock. Beggars can't be choosers so I would be glad to welcome him on board our sinking ship. Sadly, he will not be available for tonight's game, which has, to me, the look of a six pointer. Win it, we can breath a huge sigh of relief; lose it, and our ship is up shit creek with only half a paddle!

12 comments:

bubbles said...

Anyone /thing is better than Tomkins !!!!

Anonymous said...

*yawn

Anonymous said...

If You just choose to unstiff your upper lip a bit You might notice this guy has won 2009 UEFA Cup with Shaktar. How many English clubs have done that recently?

Not knowing anything about him but wouldn´t it be about time to notice there´s serious football played elsewhere too. As we´ve bitterly experienced on our rare experiences on that level: lost to opponents playing higher level football than us and being surprised with it...

Anonymous said...

Do you actually say anything positive about West Ham?

Anonymous said...

Rat would be a brilliant choce for us. I would be surprised if it happend. He's champions league-class.

Anonymous said...

I have to say that this continual bellyaching is becoming less and less meaningful. You are lately displaying all the worst characteristics of a nagging housewife, always harping on about the SAME things but not a loving or constructive comment to make on anything. The team needs our support first and foremost, not blind unwavering support that cannot accept criticism where it is due, but we want them confident and we should do what we can to help them. Listening to your negative ramblings recently will not help them lift their game, rather the opposite.

Anonymous said...

Ha ha, it's most amusing watching the rats fight for scraps in the dustbins of Romania. With any luck you could even get physically attacked after insulting Romanians.

Anonymous said...

Not being pompous without a reason - our original sin towards everything re foreign countries - doesn´t mean not being positive about Hammers.

Anonymous said...

Hellos, I am Razvan Rat. If you can put your address here I will give interview. Thank you my friend.

Anonymous said...

Yet more negativity spewing from your keypad , you call yourself hammersfan f##k off you are a joke.

Anonymous said...

Are you sitting comfortably armchair hammer. Good job Becchio didn't sign for Fulham isn't it. He cost less than Berbatov and scores more goals.

Deane said...

do we look less shit if you're at the match umm I reckon that would be no Shit with a manager that reckons he could manage Real Madrid and he may be right I found a Real Madrid in our local Sunday league not sure they'd want to sack the pub landlord tho