Oh dear, what a shame. It seems that Dyer's bone china body isn't coated in Teflon after all. In the bleak mid winter, the man who has recorded a record number of games on the treatment table for a succession of clubs has, at long, long last been found out.
God only knows why Warnock and Hughes wanted him at QPR. Maybe simply to occupy the treatment table so there was no space for other more important players who might have fancied a malingerer's winter.
Where now for Dyer? He will probably sprain a wrist whilst signing on!