Tuesday 8 January 2013

Dyer Sacked By QPR

Oh dear, what a shame. It seems that Dyer's bone china body isn't coated in Teflon after all. In the bleak mid winter, the man who has recorded a record number of games on the treatment table for a succession of clubs has, at long, long last been found out.

God only knows why Warnock and Hughes wanted him at QPR. Maybe simply to occupy the treatment table so there was no space for other more important players who might have fancied a malingerer's winter.

Where now for Dyer? He will probably sprain a wrist whilst signing on!

8 comments:

Stani said...

Played 42 games since August 2007! God knows how many millions he earned during that time. Disgusting

Thank you Pam for selling him to us!

Jack Up Norf said...
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Hammersfan said...

Interesting Jack, but too risky for me to carry!

Anonymous said...

He'll just end up washed up and embittered and trolling on the internet every 5 minutes about things he clearly knows nothing about. Have you got any tips for him plastic hammer?

Anonymous said...

What a sad lonely life you must lead if you think Dyer leaving qpr is big news. The tiniest news story used so you can remain in contact with the outside world and so you can continue with the illusion you're a football writer.

Anonymous said...

Tragic Shame for Keiron what a talent in his day can remember one of the few games he had for West Ham He was running riot then got tackled and ended up badly breaking his leg.

Elf72 said...

Great new look to the site. The white text on black used to make my eyes go funny.

And great to have West Ham's engine room topping the page!

I'm really keen to see Jack's comment now. Perhaps you can forward it to me??

Anonymous said...

05:14 publish and be damned you bottle job - Jacks comment, is..... Jacks - so you can't in trouble for someone's else's comments. #tit.