Tuesday 14 May 2013

Could Scotty Parker really be on his way to QPR from Spurs?

How the mighty have fallen. Butterfingers Green thought he was too good for West Ham, or worth more than we were prepared to pay him, and his Premiership career has predictably slipped through his fingers.

Mark Hughes quickly understood Green's limitations, and brought in Cesar, but despite limited appearances, the signing of Green was still a key factor in QPR's relegation. The Hopeless Hoops never recovered from the opening day thrashing - with Green at fault for at least two of the goals - and England's 666 still had time to concede one of the most laughable goals scored in the Prem all season, with Calamity Green flapping pathetically a the ball from behind his own goal line. Green was a key factor in our relegation and he carried his "form" over to QPR. That's three clubs that Rob has been relegated with now - and that's not coincidence!

Now, it seems, Scotty Parker may be about to join him in the Championship. Thank God Allardyce is a strong manager, otherwise the Davids might have courted popularity by bringing the "West Ham Legend" back to the club - but Allardyce will have none of that. He quickly understood that Parker had no appetite for the Championship and that he was hell bent on joining his beloved Spurs. And he appreciated the guy's limitations too! Well Parker got what he wanted and, now, Karma may be about to kick him in the bollocks too!

Mind you, it is hard to understand how QPR can afford him, given the Financial Fair Play rules. And it is equally hard to understand what Redknapp thinks Parker will bring to the table. As our wardrobe, Diop, showed, you don't need a great holding midfielder in the Championship, just somebody who stands watch in front of the centre backs. Parker, as we well know, offers nothing offensively - how many goals and assists for Spurs? - and so would be an expensive option for the "stopper" role in midfield.

But he's a mate of 'Arry's isn't he?

Has Upson retired yet? Perhaps Redknapp could sign him too! What about Spector for left back? And bring Faubert back from France! Come on 'Arry, give us all a laugh at QPR's expense. The gRRRRs have already savoured Ben Haim, Ferdinand, Dyer and Zamora, in addition to Green, so go the whole hog and assemble an entire team from West Ham rejects!

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Qpr always have been a bigger team than wet sham. Whu going bust qpr heading onwards and upwards. Come on u rsssssssss

Anonymous said...

West ham wouldn't need Parker back anyway considering they bypass the midfield most of the time anyway , more likely to sign Peter crouch aren't they ?

Anonymous said...

I'd love Peter crouch anyway. He would be pure dynamite at upton park. He is lethal in front of goal and is a guaranteed 20 plus goal striker we need.

the happy hammer said...

To the one who wrote this blog is there any need for swearing as for the dim prat above shudve gone to spec savers QPR = Quarter Pounder Rubbish COYI

Anonymous said...

QPR bigger club than West Ham sorry I cant think of any come back to busy laughing my head off what planet are you on we are moving to a 54,000 stadium and you average 17,000 there is no comparison between the 2 clubs as for Parker don't want that Spurs scum back at West Ham just to line his pockets good luck in the championship bye bye.

Anonymous said...

SHUT UP NEVILLE

PM24 said...

Matt upson is at Brighton and played in the defeat to palace last night. Not sure if he was on loan from stoke or if he's a certified horses hoof

Englandsnumber6 said...

QPR is like the Leyton orient of west London a 2 bob little club punching above their weight, I'd like to respond to all the cocky muggy hoops fans who laughed at Whu last season when we were in the chumpionship, how you little hoola hoops have fallen, see if you can come straight back up like west ham I doubt it, I think it's league 1 and beyond especially with that clown red knapp at the wheel. Ha ha ha ha bye bye super hoops.....

Ozhammer said...

I really can't understand the vitriol being directed at Scotty Parker on this article, the guy was one of the few that looked like he really cared about WHU in our relegation season, which is more than I suspect would be the case with much of BFS's current stable were we in the same position this season! When any team gets relegated, players leave for any number of reasons, that is life and people simply need to accept it. I would have Parker in my midfield any day and given the contribution he has made to Spurs since he went there, they would be foolish to let him go anyway.

jim said...

maybe qpr can get agent olly who was part of there master plan to stop westham going up last year and qpr were going onwards and upwards lol enjoy the championship and your likely ten year stay lmao coyi

Anonymous said...

Up the white elephant hahaha

Anonymous said...

Good luck filling quarter of the Olympic stadium I'm sure your hoof ball shit will get you relegated just in time you cocky little mugs

Anonymous said...

15:29 we constantly fill our stadium of 35000 even when we were in the chumpionship - if you think we'll struggle to fill the OS think again - it'll be packed. Stratford is the best connected station in Europe - they'll be coming in from all over!

Anonymous said...

Why will they be coming in from all over Europe are you planing to hold a giant car boot sale every Sunday !

Anonymous said...

Fact: west ham are a good team, have finished top half of table..
Fact: west ham are a regular premier league team since its creation..
Fact: next season, west ham will be in the premier league, and qpr will be in the championship.
Quite. Pathetic. Really.