Saturday 18 May 2013

On loan star in shock exit from West Ham

Oh my God. Fans the length and breadth of Green Street and the Barking Road were shaking their heads in bewilderment and dismay today after manager Sam Allardyce revealed that top transfer target Emanuel Pogatetz will not be at the club next season.

After a string of startling performances in a West Ham shirt, Pogatetz will unquestionably be missed. Indeed, some fans were planning a campaign to get the number 6 shirt reinstated in recognition of the brilliance of the most influential Austrian since Hitler.

Quite how Allardyce proposes filling the void left by Pogatetz remains to be seen. However, my 83 year old Mum would perhaps be the closest to a like for like replacement!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lmao

daz said...

how bad is it when this news is almost as good as signing messi!

Anonymous said...

wank title...talk about using the carol situation to drive traffic to your crummy site.

Anonymous said...

Very good player. Better than tomkins by a mile

Anonymous said...

How dare you joke about the number 6 shirt . Show some respect.

Anonymous said...

I am surprised he even put your post up, I have posted afew comments on the last article but he only put up one to save face with his fellow spamers! Bless x

Anonymous said...

Loosen Up !

Anonymous said...

Pogatetz is the worst piece of shit I've ever seen, a bloody sloth would be a better defender than him.

Anonymous said...

Why on Earth did BFS sign him in the first place??
PS. Others, do lighten up, it's only a bit of fun....

Anonymous said...

DIG UP THE MEXICAN BANDIT

Anonymous said...

He reminds me of Murdoch in original A-Team series