Friday, 8 May 2009
Important Notice on Liverpool's Official Site Ahead Of Tommorow's Game.
I have lifted this off the official Liverpool website:
"Liverpool FC would like to make supporters travelling to London for Saturday's match at West Ham United aware of the following announcement.
A West Ham spokesman said: "After lengthy consultation with the Metropolitan Police, West Ham United has agreed not to sell alcohol to Liverpool supporters once the match has started at 17.30hrs."
"The kiosk will remain open for the sale of food, soft drinks, tea and coffee, but no alcohol will be sold once the match has started."
Dear God, how far do benefits stretch these days?
The official site sadly forgot to carry an important message for the players:
"Liverpool FC would like to make the players aware of the following announcement:
A West Ham spokesman said:
"When the ball is sportingly played into touch so one of your players can receive treatment, it is customary to return the ball to the opposition in a gentlemanly manner. Gentlemanly conduct does not include pressing the player receiving the ball so that he is obliged to clear it hastily into the path of an onrushing Gerrard. We recognise that with another trophy-less year beckoning despite a massive outlay of money on foreign players, there may be a temptation to try to cheat your way to victory but it is hoped that the spirit of the game will be observed despite the whining urgings of that traitor and cheat Jamie Carragher."
The spokeman then added after reflection, "Hang on, this IS Liverpool we are talking about. Why am I wasting my breath?"
Reference the photograph above: Notice the look on the solicitor's face? He is thinking, "Hang on, why have I got bricks under my car instead of wheels"!
Posted by Hammersfan at 15:54