Friday 29 May 2009

We know you support Spurs Part 2 - Mr Vitout on Downpipe


(The following post has been tendered for submission. I have tidied some of the high frequency spelling errors (their, you're etc) and added capital letters and apostrophes where required, but have left the stylized phonetic spellings and the occasional examples of regional dialect. I have removed the f and c words, using flippin where appropriate and git as a replacement for the c word. I have also substitute Spuds for the Y word. Because the original post was so long, I have broken it into manageable chunks which I will post in stages.)

Part 2

What you said about Davenport is out of order. The boy was huge against Chelsea. He got in so many blocks you moron. We only let in one goal in that game against a top 4 team away from home.

You go on about the goals we let in when Davenport played but there were 10 others on the pitch. I don't see you calling Upson crap because he played against West Brom.

So what we let in 4 against Cardiff. Davenport was young then. Look at who was in defence with him. Brevett, Repka and Mullins. My son's under 10 team could score 4 against those 3. But you put all the blame on Davenport. Twat. You go on about the Tottenham game but Callum was only a sub in that one. Get your facts straight before you spout off you git. Against Charlton the whole team was shit. Charlton were really up for that one. Pardew wanted his own back cos we sacked him. That wasn't Davenport's fault was it you tosser. He wasn't even at the club when Pardew was sacked. Your mate Pardew signed him first remember. But you put all the blame on Curbishley.

You don't talk about how good Davenport is up front do you. What about the goal against Blackburn. We missed that over the last two months of the season. We weren't a threat at corners without Davenport.

You go on about stats but stats don't play matches do they. So what about the past. Just because we let in nearly two goals every time Davenport plays. It doesn't mean we always will. Pillock.

Davenport is getting better. He was at the Spuds and everyone knows the Spuds ruin players. We can make him an England centre half. He would be in the squad now if he was at a top 4 side. Look at Green. England's obvious number one but Capello don't pick him. Look at Upson being dropped to let back that tosser Terry and Rio. Top 4 closed shop. Davenport is much better than that tosser Terry. Cole is only in the squad because there's no English strikers with the top 4 clubs. That and the fact he is ex Chelsea.

It's great if nobody wants Davenport because then we keep him. OK he has to apologise to Zola. He was a git to mouth off about Gianfranco but he got six months in Sunderland for that. You get less for murder.

Get off Davenport's back. The guy broke his neck and we will break yours. You aint a Hammer. If you was a Hammer you would support our players. You're a Spud so called Hammersfan. Neck hurting yet? Reel it in. We have your number.

Lee Vitout

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Robbo = Always England's No. 1 ;-)

Anonymous said...

You spelled is name rong in the headline you plonker

Gordon Zola

Hammersfan said...

Sorry. Such an odd name. Easy mistake. Thanks for picking it up, he would break my neck for that!

Anonymous said...

These two comments made me laugh.

"Davenport is getting better. He was at the Spuds and everyone knows the Spuds ruin players. We can make him an England centre half."

and

"Davenport is much better than that tosser Terry."

This guy clearly has no idea about anything!!!! Sad sad sorry twat.

Anonymous said...

You're still posting on Tottenham Newsnow, a little desperate for hits?

Anonymous said...

STILL posting about Spurs? Well, I suppose you need hits as there are few wet spam fans out there or ones that can afford a PC.

Davenport is good, nothing more nothing less.

Now go back to your caravan...

Anonymous said...

Why don't you get off the West Ham websites you pathetic idiots and go back to the Spuds ones. And NewsNow picks stuff up with 'Spurs' in the headline. We get stuff about some local under 12s team nicknamed the Hammers and I don't go ringing their dad's complaining about it do I? Enjoy next season, you so called 'big club' where you have an appalling start and then scrap and scrape to get to 8th or 9th, then bleat on about how you're this huge club that really should be doing better. You're not, you're a shit mid table club with delusions of grandeur, get used to it.

Anonymous said...

anon 11.26 - Well said.

Stoney said...

Do you ever stop writing about spurs? Wet Spam are so boring you have to find something else to write about I suppose. Keep up the shit work.

Hammersfan said...

Can Spurs fans read? This post is NOT about Tottenham, it is about Callum Davenport who, once upon a time, played for Spurs. Mr Vitout is convinced I support Spurs, thus the title!

spooky said...

'Leave it out'. How very droll.

Hammersfan said...

I didn't spot it mate. Clever.

Anonymous said...

"everyone knows the Spuds ruin players"

Well done on getting beaten twice by, and finishing below, a team of ruined players.

Hammersfan said...

Level on points mate, level on points!