Wednesday 13 May 2009
West Ham to Sign Borgia
Sources close to the club are claiming that West Ham are pursuing Lucrezia Borgia, a controversial individual reputed "to walk on air" but with an uncompromising attitude when it comes to winning. One expert described Borgia as "single minded and fierce in the challenge".
Italian magazine "Il Football Ora" described Borgia as "il bell'assassino", the beautiful assassin, a reference to the unique combination of grace and steel.
Zola has reputedly been impressed by Borgia's intense commitment to winning. The article in "Il Football Ora" says, "Nothing stands in the way of Borgia and victory. Winning is everything."
Quite how Borgia will be used, if signed, is unclear at this stage but it is thought that Steve Clarke has identified Borgia's unique talents as ideal for any fixture with Tottenham Hotspur. "Believe you me," said Luigi Cantolini, "Borgia has the ability to kill Tottenham off just like that. Never mind what happened in May 2006, Tottenham will have seen nothing yet should the Hammers capture Borgia!"
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23 comments:
Oh dear, Oh dear.
sorry who is this player who does he play for ? i just keep dreaming for tevez to come back he would of won premier league and champions league medals by the end of this year so why not come back he loved it at upton park and he still does
id be happy 4 that to be our only signing 4 two years trust me
you are making this blog a laughing stock, it's getting dafter each day
Stop posting crap articles about West Ham every day.
0029 No.
Hammersfan don't let this site become any more of an embarrassment to West Ham
It's almost funny. But, I fear, not in the way intended.
I do wish people would stop posting poisonous comments on this blog.
I Love Lucy.but dont we all?
Different class mate, great on the ball!
Stop posting drivel and people will stop posting poison! Iain's blog is a great example of how things should be done...
That's for this, but no info on the players age, position, or club.
I've no grip against you personally Hammersfan, freedom of speech and all that, I just hate seeing these articles pop up on NewsNow as I rely on that site for REAL news.
lol...."kill off tottenham"....7 goals without reply... and counting...will take more than a nobody from italy to change that!
Bugger Borgia .. he'll pick up too many red cards and will spend most of the season in the stands. I think we shuold go for machiavelli; a tactical midfield genius and just the man to unpick defences.
The constant misleading headlines this site is churning out is an embarrassment.
I'll add it to the 'don't bother' list.
MancHammer - I Don't agree Machiavelli is too tactical, spends too much time thinking about how to battle the opposition.
But I think they should go after the other Borgia, Rodrigo, instead. Used to play for Valencia. Fantastic attacking full back. Loves to make overlapping runs. Could fit in nicely in the WHU renaissance.
I like your thinking supernumbersix.. but when it comes to outflanking and overlapping the Boy Rommel is surely the master
MancHammer - He was indeed the master at outflanking but he left the Bundesliga, joined North African side, FC Tobruk - unfortunately he tanked....
LOL Manc, Supernumbersix and George. But even funnier the Tottenham fan and the poster who wants to know the club that Borgia plays for! I blame the teachers!
LOL And the joke clearly went over Savio's head!
tofeet said
You're so boring. You remind me of a certain dickhead off the WHO forums.
(Unfortunately he was unable to express himself without using the F word! Another orger joins the site!)
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