Wednesday 9 January 2013

Desperate Ipswich Sign Plastic Hammer

Oh dear, times they are a'desperate at Portandlemon Road. Not only have they turned to the tactical genius that is Mick McCarthy (no doubt based on a reference from former manager Roy Keane), they have now taken Frank Nouble off the hands of Wolves.

There was much excitement at Upton Park when we took this "exciting prospect" from Chelsea, but he proved to be pretty bloody hopeless. And having turned twenty, he aint going to come on in leaps and bounds is he?

So Wolves have cut their wage bill and Ipswich have taken on the new Carlton Cole - lacking Carlton's ability outside the box! A bad, bad move by McCarthy!

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think that is a little harsh on Frank.....

Anonymous said...

Perhaps you should concentrate on West Ham before the bubble bursts there may still be time for you to improve and grow up and learn to writ sensible articles.

Anonymous said...

But YOU'RE the plastic hammer. Anyway do you reckon that david gold has spent too much on shite that he can no longer afford to have the heating on?

Anonymous said...

And Mick McCarthy

Anonymous said...

Agreed. Lazy post

Steve Day said...

More than a bit harsh. The boy is young and never got rolling at West Ham but still has potential.
Cheap shot from someone who clearly knows little about the game.

Steve Day said...

More than harsh, a cheap shot from someone who clearly knows little about the game.

maxdoo said...

who do you think you are... to laugh at someone in such a cruel manner. coxcombical asshole

maxdoo said...

coxcombical asshole.. why laugh at a guy in such a cruel manner?

Anonymous said...

I agree to Anonymous frank has a great future he just needs time on the field and he will show everyone he is and will be a great player Ausie John

Anonymous said...

Tosh, complete and utter rubbish!!!

Anonymous said...

Agree with Mr Maxdoo. You are a conceited dandy; a fop.

Anonymous said...

I can never understand what makes you so bitter and twisted HF. You really let yourself down, have you no shame?

Anonymous said...

A little harsh but have to agree to the description of Frank Nouble. Was really excited to get him from Cheslki but disappointed with his ability. Hasn't set the world alight on loan to Championship clubs or at Ipswich so not sure why McCarthy has bought him. Just glad big Mick took our rubbish goalkeeper off of our hands.

Anonymous said...

You nasty person.

Silverstealth said...

Harsh IMO. Frank had a few decent cameos for the hammers and looked better than CC on more than one occasion. He's still young and needs to play to learn. He might still come good.

Wolvesayewe said...

As a Wolves fan this is the best thing that MM has ever done for us, he's C**p.

Anonymous said...

Not read the article but why would Ipswich be desperate to sign you?