Friday 1 October 2010

West Ham's Kieron Diarrhoea Has The Black Death!

I don't believe it! I nicknamed our sicknote Kieron Dyer "Diarrhoea" some 18 months ago and now, wouldn't you know it, he is set to miss the Fulham game because he has the shits! Not content with broken legs, torn muscles, damaged ligaments, shin splints and God knows what else, our "Six Million Dollar Man", who refuses to be rebuilt, now seems intent on running through all the common or garden ailments trotted out as excuses for not putting in a full day's shift!

Diarrhoea this week, chickenpox next, then measles, followed by flu, then mumps...Sullivan should just send him to Porton Down for a dose of the Black Death and have done with it!

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's a bit unfair - he's only human!!

Anonymous said...

Are you being racist again fandingo?

Hammersfan said...

Of course I am, the Black Death only killed black people didn't it?

Headmaster said...

You couldn't make up this guy's contribution.
In any other industry, HR would have been called in long ago. Joke.
Only human, my arse.

Anonymous said...

You having a go at the org seems to have woken a few of them up especially The Rev!

Hammersfan said...

Yeah, it's a bit livelier in there isn't it? See Tom Hanks is back having a go at poor Flappers. Mr Hanks was convinced Flappers was Fanno and Flappers has always been convinced that Tom Hanks is Fanno and Orgsters were convinced that Flappers was Fanno so...

Tom Hanks = Fanno = Flappers = Fanno = Tom Hanks

Really? LOL

Headmaster said...

Cripes, I'll take a look in there!

fred149 said...

personally im glad dyers injured cuz id prefer to see barerra play not saying hes not bee ngood but i think barerra offers us much more creativity and skill then dyer

Headmaster said...

Naaah. Just don't get the site myself. Don't find it at all easy to navigate it has to be said.

Headmaster said...

I like Barerra too Fred but I think DIRE edges him out at the moment, unless he's got a lodged bogey or whatever this week's ailment is

Stani Army said...

Agree Headmaster. The no paragraphs is what really gets me.

Hammersfan said...

LOL If he had something lodged, he might be able to play Headmaster! I reckon Sullivan and Gold must have something in their product range to help the guy out. Surely they sell butt plugs?