Saturday 9 October 2010

Zola Makes Case For Clarke


Gianfranco is playing golf in Scotland and has interrupted his out nine to endorse Clarke's application to become the next Hibernian manager.  Zola said:

"He has been a brilliant assistant manager for me and I believe he is ready to go into management in his own right. His experience and knowledge of the game is huge and I believe he will be a good manager, whether it is for Hibs or somewhere else. I think his best qualities are his organisation, he is extremely thorough and his training sessions are brilliant. Players enjoy working with him. He was a great help for me as a young manager. Having worked with a great manager like Mourinho he knew the game well from every position and I will always be grateful for all the help and guidance he gave me."

Wonderful stuff, you would give Clarke the job on the back of that ringing endorsement wouldn't you? Unless, of course, you looked at the results we achieved under the management team of Zola and Clarke. Let's just look at a little word substitution here shall we?

"He was a great help for me as a young manager in finishing with the worst win ratio of any manager in the history of West Ham United football club. Having worked with a great manager like Mourinho, he knew the game well from every position and I will always be grateful for all the help and guidance he gave me in achieving the lowest points total any West Ham side has accumulated over a full Premiership season."

There, that cuts through the bull and gives a slightly clearer picture, doesn't it? If club chairmen look at the record book, Zola will be tartan around his former assistant until the highland cattle come home!

10 comments:

Anonymous said...
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Hammersfan said...

Another childish pornographic reference. You must be a very sad individual!

Anonymous said...

I may be sad but nobody else bothers with this crap site anymore look at your comments. Zilch.

Hammersfan said...

Check out the other threads. Check out the hits. Check out how frequenly this site finishes in the top 10 on News Now. So, explain why you feel the need to make these pornographic posts. What sort of sad, cheap thrill do you get from parading your need to masturbate to pornography? Might I suggest you find somebody to have a real relationship with?

Anonymous said...

What is the meaning of the picture ?

I for one don't get it!

Headmaster said...

That said, HF, Zola is attempting to get SC a job at.......... Hibs.

Good luck to the fella.

I wonder what Zola's next move will be?

Hammersfan said...

Highland cattle mate. And they are about as good as Zola and Clarke when it comes to tactics on a football field!

BoringScoreIndex said...

Yaaaaawwwwwwwnnnnn boring score index 9/10

let it go

Hammersfan said...

Interesting approach, rating yourself on your own comments!

Anonymous said...

Boring Score Index - I like it - I think we should all vote on HF's posts in future and I wonder if perhaps he could introduce a thumbs up thumbs down system to make headmaster feel right at home? might help him become a little more thick skinned.....