Thursday 17 September 2009

Carlton Cole Knockers Climb Out Of The Bunker!


Oh dear God, one average game and Carlton is being condemned on the West Ham blogs. The Nazi No Mark Professional Golfer has re-emerged from his bunker on the org and is leading the attack and Grumpy, of course, has raised a straightened arm in support, listing all the strikers Cole has played alongside to prove the guy isn't worth his salt. Quite who these mugs believe can take his place is beyond me. Of course, back last November the saviours were supposed to be Freddie One Goal In His Career Sears and Diego-slow Tristan, now it is Zavron yet to score in the Prem Hines and General Franco. Do these idiots never learn?

We know Carlton is not a natural goalscorer but we really do not have anybody to replace him. That's not Carlton's fault, that's down to Duxbury. Hopefully, Diamanti will be up to the job of tucking away the chances that Carlton creates because if he isn't, we are well and truly buggered.

For the record, Cole failed to start in 13 games last season. We only managed to score twice in one of those games. The 13 matches yielded just 2 wins whilst we lost 7 of them, including the defeat at Watford in the League Cup (A game Grumpy should remember because he was there in person to see it!). The goals for column whilst Cole was out of the side stood at just 8 in 13 games, whilst the goals against column stood at 17. A return of 10 points for every 12 Premiership matches played (our record without Cole) would have seen us finish on just 32 points - which would have secured Newcastle's survival and sent us down!

Drop Cole? Great idea I must say!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I understood your point but whilst people praise him for playing well they criticise him for not playing well. I don't know comments you have seen on other sites but I personally don't mind a bit of 'Cole played rubbish'

Hammersfan said...

The point is that the praise is always muted or qualified but the criticism is always spiteful. Some so called West Ham fans seem to want Carlton to fail so they can be proved right!

Anonymous said...

You want West Ham to fail so that you can be proved right, don't you? Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!

Anonymous said...

You've changed your tune. From Cole for england to he's all weve got. Says it all really. And it wasnt an average performance it was crap. Iwas there

Anonymous said...

"Some so called West Ham fans seem to want Carlton to fail so they can be proved right!"
Oh that is rich coming from you, fanno. You want the whole club to fail so that you can be proved right!

Hammersfan said...

I still think Cole should be on the plane to South Africa personally. The "all we have got" comment is not a judgement, it is a statement of fact.

As for wanting West Ham to fail, idiots.

Anonymous said...

haha you are priceless. you're consistently hoping people will fail so you can be proved right.....i finally give up, you are really just a frustrated talksport presenter -obsessed with this org thing that most of the people who read this dont even know what you're going on about

Hammersfan said...

Who do I want to fail exactly?