Friday 25 September 2009

Tevez and Bellyache Await


As if three consecutive defeats on the back of that gruesome 0-0 draw at Blackburn were not bad enough, we now face the prospect of being stuffed at Maine Road with Tevez and Bellyache bagging the goals. And the problem with this is not just that they are former players but that they are, in many ways, prime culprits for the mess we currently find ourselves in.

Tevez has a God like status at Upton Park and daring to criticise him is akin to pointing out that Di Canio is a fascist. However, the fact of the matter is that his arrival unsettled the squad and his illegal signing has, of course, crippled us financially. Add in that he didn't start playing until were up to our nose in the relegation mire and then swanned off to Man Utd as soon as he possibly could, and suddenly, his hero status is somewhat questionable.

As for Bellyache, he came, he saw and he had an extended kip on the treatment table. People talk aboiut the profit we made when we sold him but, after taking into account a signing on fee and his wages, I bet we didn't have a lot to show in terms of a surplus when he hopped on the gravy train to Unreal City. And he left behind a depleted squad without a natural goalscorer on the books.

Sods Law says both will score on Monday,

5 comments:

Hoodless Horseman said...

Spot on, Tevez and Mascherano were two cases of mutton dressed as lamb.
The surprise of two world-class players suddenly joining the mighty 'ammers out of the blue overshadowed the dodgy backhanders happening behind closed doors.
I'd happily take a draw from the Man City game on Monday, home-grown talent all the way, c'mmon you irons!
Billy London

Anonymous said...

And a sod would write this article. Of course Tevez is a hero, did you not label him one when he saved us from relegation? of course you did. How about a bit of optimism. I'm going for a 2-2 draw on Monday, given that Mondays usually give blinding games and we are playing well. Slightly more fortune and clinical finishing and we could even win this! COYI

Deane said...

Tevez is a hero cos he tried so hard gave his all but he didn't save us from relegation Noble did a lot more for that cause Tevez was a very honest player right down to saying he wanted to play for Man Utd even before he left South America Just shows you, like a women, you're much better off with someone that loves you rather than one you love, we just never seem to see it at the time

Hammersfan said...

Surely in the case of a woman, it is the size of the tits that matters mate. When Tevez striped off his shirt to celebrate that goal in the Tottenham game, he had a huge pair!

Anonymous said...

If you didn't realise Tevez and Mascherano came to upton park to put themselves in a european shop window, you were deluding yourselves. I'm just grateful for the one season Tevez was with us to help get us out of the shit. yes he is a hero. (with great tits)