With the news of Peter Kenyon's impending departure from Chelsea, there are suggestions in some quarters that West Ham's COE Scotty Duxbury may be considering applying for the Chelsea job. As a close friend of ex Chelsea favourites Zola & Clarke, his defection to the west may be seen as a bridge that would facilitate the return of the Dynamic Duo to their spiritual home, once Ancelotti has had enough; just as Storrie and 'Arry were reunited at Pompey.
Mr Presentation certainly has the credentials to be a Chelsea man. With his emphasis upon image over substance, Duxbury would have no problems with the plastic coated sheen coated over the old Stamford Bridge. If he can skip over his involvement in the Tevez affair, forget that he gave a big fat contract to an even bigger and fatter Ashton, fail to mention on his CV that he elected not to ask BG and Eggert how transfers were being funded and gloss over the purchase of Savio, then he might just have a chance of landing the job.
In an expression of the affection I hold for the guy, I would gladly write him a glowing reference if I thought it would help him to secure the Chelsea job!
5 comments:
Ever thought Zola and Clarke might be the perfect draw to get Kenyon here?
"with the plastic coated sheen coated over the old Stamford Bridge"
Wrote that out in a hurry did we?
No doubt furiously wanking into a sock at the thought of another humourous dig at Duxbury....
Surely, as is common knowledge, he would be holding out for the Man United job.
That is not even a rumour
I beg your pardon 0837? Why on earth would anybody do that into a sock? Do you hhave a thing for smurfs perhaps? PS I've never needed to do it. Why do that when there are women in the world?
Is noone else under the impression that Duxbury is doing a good job considering he has NO MONEY to spend?! The impression I get of Duxbury is that he's working his bollocks off and deserves a lot of credit for us keeping hold our star players, and adding to the squad
And the Iraqis thought they were winning the war! Keeping hold of our star players? Bellamy, Neill, Savio and Collins have gone in the space of 6 months and Green's contract is running down. You are very easily pleased!
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