Friday, 9 March 2012
Herita Ilunga Re-Signs & Returns to West Ham!
Calm down, calm down, he's signed for Doncaster Rovers. Mind you, he should have clearance for the weekend so we could see him back at Upton Park after all. I would say, let's hope so, but we all know that the Rule of Sod operates with knobs on at West Ham, so if he plays, he will probably have a blinder!
But if Ilunga starts and we can't take advantage, it will say absolutely everything that needs to be said about how inept we are going forward. All we need do is post somebody - anybody other than Faubert - high and wide on the right and tell him to enjoy the wide open spaces. If Ilunga does get back, then wait for him to put his arms out and drill the ball hard and fast against one to claim the penalty! Mind you, should Alardyce go with Faubert and Doncaster start with Ilunga, we could see the ultimate match-up between the bubble and the soft place! Incompetence meets Incompetence Arse On! The Dual of the Inadequates! Useless and Uselesser! After You, No After You! To Me To You, To Me To You!
I want to know where Herita has been for the last month! Sunning himself on a mid season break perhaps? Presumably Doncaster wanted him at the end of January but the Rita didn't fancy a full season. Sums up the idle sod really, doesn't it?
Posted by Hammersfan at 15:46