When will we learn? We thought we were signing a Mexican wunderkind after the last World Cup and ended up with a doppelganger from Taco Bell, and now after a month, we've sent our half of the Fab Four back to Dallas ahead, no doubt,of hunting down Ringo Paul instead.
Wonder how Allardyce broke the news to the unwanted Yank? Get back? You've got a ticket to ride? We can't work it out? You can't do out? You won't see me anymore? If I needed someone...it wouldn't be you? I should have known better? I don't need you? I don't want to see you again? You are a walrus? Hey John, you let me down? Or Hello, Goodbye?