Ok, I know the Judgement of Solomon, and believe you me, I would rather the Chelsea no mark be cut in half and shared between Tottenham and Millwall rather than end up over paid and over here at Upton Park.
A Chelsea career of 36 goals from 150 appearances says it all. OK, I know Torres can't hit a barn door from five paces in a Chelsea shirt, but every other bugger finds scoring as easy as taking a football past Julien Faubert.
Certain players scream out "Nearly Man" and Kalou is one of them. As a bits and pieces squad player at Chelsea he is fine, but take him to a club where he is expected to be the main man and he will be found very badly wanting indeed.
I don't want him and I hope we don't get him! Never mind the Judgement of Soloman, Fanno has spoken!