Old Big Gob is cracking. He doesn't make much sense at the best of times and is prone to mountains and oceans of hyperbole every time he gets a tiny bit excited but his comments after the Burnley game take a whole factory of biscuits!
Poor Neil begins by saying how he does not understand how Leeds lost the game. Odd that, given how many years he has been involved in football. Somebody should tell him, and tell him quickly, that you win games by scoring more goals than the opposition, and you lose them when the opposition score more than you. Burnley scored one. Leeds scored none. Do the maths Neil, it aint hard!
Then, somewhat inappropriately given events at Hillsborough, Gobby claims he has been mugged and likens it to when he had his pockets picked by a seventy five year old woman in Viet Nam. And there we were thinking it was only Rooney who wanted older women to put their hands in his trouser pockets!
But Warnock goes well over the top - particularly given the death of two Leeds fans in Turkey and the way Bahrain dealt with pro democracy demonstrators - when he claims, "You have to die to get your goal". Really? So is he planning on signing Muamba to set the right example?
What an arse the guy is!