Every time they hit the keyboard, our "heroes" in Claret and Blue put their size twelves in dog shit. Carlton has been quiet for a couple of days - unlike the ranting Gabbidon - and today issued an apology, explaining: "Sorry ive not been tweeting these last couple of days, just been upset about the game on the weekend, back to myself again!"
Glad to hear it Carlton. Glad to hear that losing a vital game hasn't got you down too badly. Glad to hear that three days later you are back to yourself again. But then why wouldn't you be? Let's face it, if we go down, you won't be travelling to Scunthorpe and Huddersfield next season will you? No, that will just be the silly arse fans who pay your wages, the vast majority of whom are very far from 'back to themselves' after suffering that abysmal performance on Saturday. Where will you be based next season do you think Carlton? Sunderland? QPR? Everton? Newcastle?
Still Carlton, reading your Tweets makes up for all the misery. We can't wait to hear from you after defeats at Chelsea and Man City!