Tuesday 19 April 2011

Carlton Cole Makes Speedy Recovery

Every time they hit the keyboard, our "heroes" in Claret and Blue put their size twelves in dog shit. Carlton has been quiet for a couple of days - unlike the ranting Gabbidon - and today issued an apology, explaining: "Sorry ive not been tweeting these last couple of days, just been upset about the game on the weekend, back to myself again!"

Glad to hear it Carlton. Glad to hear that losing a vital game hasn't got you down too badly. Glad to hear that three days later you are back to yourself again. But then why wouldn't you be? Let's face it, if we go down, you won't be travelling to Scunthorpe and Huddersfield next season will you? No, that will just be the silly arse fans who pay your wages, the vast majority of whom are very far from 'back to themselves' after suffering that abysmal performance on Saturday. Where will you be based next season do you think Carlton? Sunderland? QPR? Everton? Newcastle?

Still Carlton, reading your Tweets makes up for all the misery. We can't wait to hear from you after defeats at Chelsea and Man City!

5 comments:

Shane. said...

I'll be half glad to see the back of him. He's had his moments this season, but now he's really not worth pitch time. I'd much rather see Freddie Sears getting game time alongside Demba.

Lexicon9391 said...

Spot on article....he won't hang around and to be honest I'm sick of his non-performances. He should get off twitter as he just embarrasses himself with rubbish about 'being up for it' of telling us that training was amazing. He has blocked me from his twitter account even tho I was not abusive. He just wants fans who creep and crawl... He should take a lesson from Robbie Savage who laughs and retweets any critical or abusive tweets. As for his move...the obvious destination would be Stoke...talentless and tedious in equal measure ...a perfect fit.

fred149 said...

i say throw some youngsters in there as i know it can ruin confidence but they will want it more then some of our first team players i like the look of moncur in our u18s he has that bite to his game and is very strong in a challenge and could do better then some of our first team

Jamie said...

I think that the fact the game has affected him is a good sign. It means he cares about the club and the results. Moping about it at the weekend won't help, so i'm glad he's getting over it. He may not be the greatest of finishers, but he's still got a half-decent goals to games ratio and will be in the starting line-up, whether you like him as a player or not.

Stani Army said...

HF,
Few days ago you were complaining he wasn't showing any remorse. There are bigger wrong-doers at our club, pick on them mate. Leave Carlton alone HF.