Sullivan Upsets the Primarkdonnas!

Well give him his due, Sullivan knows how to ruffle feathers which is why he was never allowed inside the Folie Bergeres with a suitcase of his products. Corporal Jones always insisted "They don't like it up them" but Sullivan has made millions proving the exact opposite, and his latest suggestion that the players are already planning their escape routes has, apparently, really got up their holes.

Let's hope the policy works. The players certainly were in need of stimulation and perhaps a Sullivan inserted rampant rabbit is more likely to get a response than a kick up the arse from Grant. He tried something similar last year and suddenly we started winning. Can lightning strike twice? Maybe not, but 9 inches of moulded plastic might just do the trick!

Hate him or hate him, you have to give Sullivan his due. He is an obnoxious runt but he doesn't go down quietly. And speaking of going down, if the Sullivan stick doesn't work, perhaps they could try the Brady carrot!