Things are getting twitchy all of a sudden for 'Arry over at Tottenham. With Levy spitting nails because we were awarded the Olympic Stadium, 'Arry needs to be on the look out for any lorries delivering timber to White Hart Lane as he could find himself the latest saviour crucified, on the back of an impending court case and a string of disappointing results.
It is now 3 points from the last 4 Premiership games and a good old fashioned tonking at Real Madrid. Tottenham are winning nothing this year and look odds on to finish outside the top 4 into the bargain. Will the likes of Modric and Bale want to stick around to eat Europa League scraps having tasted the delicacies at the top table of club football? Unlikely. Van der Vaart is reportedly unhappy already and Lennon has just thrown his toys out of his pram: he has been shitting his nappy for days apparently, it didn't start on the eve of the game as was claimed.
Suddenly this Tottenham team are looking decidedly average. Up front, they are ordinary as the pathetic goal return from Defoe, Crouch and Pavlyuchenko testifies. Lennon has pace but not a lot else. Sandro, Pienaar and Palacios are nothing special and Huddlestone and Jenas are little above ordinary.
At the back, King and Woodgate are never fit, Gallas is fitful (in every sense of the term), Hutton is poor defensively, Assou-Ekotto is second rate and Bassong is nothing to sing or dance about. Expect Wenger to bid for Dawson in the summer!
To say they are a poor team would be stupid, but strip away the hype and they are no great shakes. Poor 'Arry has made a rod for his own back by achieving too much too soon. I can see a string of bad results between now and the end of the season costing Redknapp his job; but chin up 'Arry, that would leave you free to take over the Wormwood Scrubs Mean Machine after your tax evasion trial!
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Hope you're wrong about the Spuds going into freefall. They've still got to play West Brom, Blackpool and Birmingham. My enemy's enemy and all that ...
lol! i love how this comment comes from a team one point away from 20th! HAHAHAHA if we are lousy than i guess west ham is shit, Sandro average? Dude u are soo freakin funny, cause that means Scott Parker is a sunday league footballer, how bout first of all tryin to put up a fight against united and not throw away a two goal led, pissed in your pants? yea tats wat i expect from a league 2 side.
At 17:15. West Ham took 4 points of 6 from you this season.
A Tottenham fan on this site? The game really has gone crazy.
Well if West Ham go down i am a lot happier now knowing Tottenham and crooked Redknapp will win F all, Hopefully they will struggle to the end of the season and Liverpool pip them for 5th place then its no European football at all :)
I'd worry about your own club mate, we may not finish in the top four, you might not finish in the top 17.
@ 17:15 Trying to get at Fanno by criticising Parker is the wrong way to go about things lol
Yea 1736 - we might not. Then again, we might. And I'll tell you what, we do and you miss out on top 5, lose some star players in the summer and old Twitcher finally gets his come uppence and you know what. it will have been a pretty good season all round!
Sandro's gonna be a player HF.
Maybe, be he aint yet.
He's better than Pienaar and Palacios though!
thank god this rubbish doesnt come up on tottenham newsnow feed anymore.
...but you still go looking for it...
LOL it did appear on the Tottenham News Now board Stani!
He must have you bookmarked then HF! [wolf whistle]
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