Grant Goes for Comedy Award with Team Selection!

Did you hear the one about the sex mad Jew, the foul mouthed Welshman, the woman thumping Portuguese, the loveable American and the little kid from down Newham way? Ancelotti has and the guy is creased up in stitches!

Tomkins is on the bench and Gabbidon plays? Against Drogba? Grant must be having a laugh! How much has he staked on us to go down for God's sake?

The team, if you can call it a team, reads:

Green: Jacobsen, da Costa, Gabbidon, Bridge; Sears, Noble, Spector, Hitz, Ba; Cole

Dear God, he might as well have picked Boffin and had done with it! Can anybody tell me what Tomkins did wrong when playing at centre back? I can tell you what Gabbidon has done wrong every time he has played!