Useless bastards! Don't they understand that it's not enough to pay to get into the game, they have a responsibility to win the game too. They are letting down our wonderfully talented players and our genius of a manager. How else can you explain two consecutive 1-1 draws against shit opposition?
Bloody hell, the fans nearly lost it today! Doncaster's fans were far better in the second half, controlling the game and very nearly scoring a winner. As for our lot, they didn't test the Donny keeper all game. The crowd were hopeless. Not one of them stood up to the plate. Not one of them took responsibility for winning the game. Not one of them displayed the necessary passion, desire or skill to win the game!
What is Allardyce going to do about the Boleyn fans? He has put together a team of ex Bolton players and the Bolton crowd always played their part. Allardyce is using the tactics he knows best - hit it long and hit it hard - and it always worked at Bolton, thanks to the fans, but not at West Ham. Poor Sam is being betrayed by fans who have moaned all season about our tactics, who seem to think that the team should play with skill and swagger against the likes of Watford and Doncaster! Fools! Fools! Fools! Football is attritional. Football is tedious. Football is repetitive. Football isn't about skill, it is about statistics. Get the ball in the box often enough and you will score. Providing the crowd play their part. But our crowd are hopeless! They get bored. They get frustrated. They get anxious. They lose faith. They don't retain the ball. They don't create chances. They can't cross. They can't shoot. They can't perform as a team.
It's time for the crowd to look long and hard at themselves. It's time for the crowd to accept responsibility. It's time for the crowd to up their performance, to give the team something to cheer about!
Because it's looking like we are going to miss out on automatic promotion and if the crowd can't score goals - and how many goals have we scored at home all season? - what chance do we stand over two legs in the play offs?
And it''s because of those fans that, in desperate need of a winner, Allardyce sent on O'Neil and Collins and left Morrison on the bench. How can you ask the best young English player of his generation to perform in front of our fans? What a ludicrous suggestion. The boy was on the bench to see just how terrible our fans are in the hope that - given 90% plus are heterosexual - Ravel may understand that it's not only gays who are a disgrace to humanity!
Congratulations to Reading's fans and to Southampton's fans too. Their fans were brilliant again today. Once again they played with skill, pace, determination and shape. What chance do West Ham and Allardyce stand when up against fans like that exactly? No chance. No chance at all. It's just not fair on Allardyce and the highest paid squad in the division.
Player performance: Bobby Moore Upper 0 Bobby Moore Lower 0, Trevor Brooking Upper 0, Trevor Brooking Lower Doncaster Section 10....